Does this cool demeanour look like someone who was sick on the rug?
04.11.2023 08:21 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@jetkai.bsky.social
Two Scottish brothers just chasing our dreams and the wee red laser thing. NSFD (not safe for dogs). Contact us for Dreamies sponsorship. Possibly connected to @colken.bsky.social
Does this cool demeanour look like someone who was sick on the rug?
04.11.2023 08:21 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thatโs all of them!
13.10.2023 10:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jet chillin on one of the 20+ places he calls bed
13.10.2023 09:53 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The United Kingdom came into being in 1801, technically
30.09.2023 23:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs the kids race in the Great Scottish Run and I just watched a grown man in full kit sprint past some 5yr olds like he was beating Usain Bolt to the tape
30.09.2023 11:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I hate to debase myself like this but I need Dreamies
30.09.2023 09:01 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is how I feel when Eurovision is on ๐
22.09.2023 20:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New album just dropped
22.09.2023 12:37 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Psst, wanna buy some catnip?
19.09.2023 16:47 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why pay for expensive bleaching when the sun will do the job
16.09.2023 09:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Jets groin has a quest for you
15.09.2023 22:14 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โAnd like thatโฆ.heโs goneโ
15.09.2023 15:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Logging on
15.09.2023 08:48 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Who would have guessed heโd grow up to be the phantom bed pisher
14.09.2023 12:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Post a photo of you from 8 years ago
- Kai
Nice
14.09.2023 09:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Unnatural
13.09.2023 20:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Idea for a new social media site: Just Pets, where everyone posts their pets and each post gets 5k+ likes and 2k comments with people saying, โsuch a good boi/girlโ and you show your pet and they wag their tail because you said โgood boiโ not because they understand social media validation
13.09.2023 20:13 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Beefing with the yanks? My friend Creg would like a word
13.09.2023 18:18 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Never
13.09.2023 17:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0She thinks cats should wear a leash?!
13.09.2023 17:18 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Yes
13.09.2023 17:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hmmm
13.09.2023 16:54 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thatโs unfair
13.09.2023 16:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0One of us always tells the truth, the other always lies
You may ask one question
(Itโs Jet, Jet is the liar. Fucking shameless)
Little known fact, we invented Tetris
13.09.2023 16:25 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Kai: paint me like one of your French cats
Jet: unsolicited dick pic
This is all you need to know about our respective personalities