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Jet and Kai

@jetkai.bsky.social

Two Scottish brothers just chasing our dreams and the wee red laser thing. NSFD (not safe for dogs). Contact us for Dreamies sponsorship. Possibly connected to @colken.bsky.social

105 Followers  |  139 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 13.09.2023  |  2.1335

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Does this cool demeanour look like someone who was sick on the rug?

04.11.2023 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s all of them!

13.10.2023 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jet chillin on one of the 20+ places he calls bed

13.10.2023 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The United Kingdom came into being in 1801, technically

30.09.2023 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the kids race in the Great Scottish Run and I just watched a grown man in full kit sprint past some 5yr olds like he was beating Usain Bolt to the tape

30.09.2023 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I hate to debase myself like this but I need Dreamies

30.09.2023 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how I feel when Eurovision is on ๐Ÿ˜’

22.09.2023 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New album just dropped

22.09.2023 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Psst, wanna buy some catnip?

19.09.2023 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why pay for expensive bleaching when the sun will do the job

16.09.2023 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jets groin has a quest for you

15.09.2023 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œAnd like thatโ€ฆ.heโ€™s goneโ€

15.09.2023 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Logging on

15.09.2023 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Who would have guessed heโ€™d grow up to be the phantom bed pisher

14.09.2023 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Post a photo of you from 8 years ago

- Kai

14.09.2023 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nice

14.09.2023 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unnatural

13.09.2023 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idea for a new social media site: Just Pets, where everyone posts their pets and each post gets 5k+ likes and 2k comments with people saying, โ€˜such a good boi/girlโ€™ and you show your pet and they wag their tail because you said โ€˜good boiโ€™ not because they understand social media validation

13.09.2023 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beefing with the yanks? My friend Creg would like a word

13.09.2023 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never

13.09.2023 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She thinks cats should wear a leash?!

13.09.2023 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes

13.09.2023 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hmmm

13.09.2023 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s unfair

13.09.2023 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of us always tells the truth, the other always lies
You may ask one question

(Itโ€™s Jet, Jet is the liar. Fucking shameless)

13.09.2023 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Little known fact, we invented Tetris

13.09.2023 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kai: paint me like one of your French cats
Jet: unsolicited dick pic

This is all you need to know about our respective personalities

13.09.2023 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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