deadbeat dilf

(host at a sex restaurant voice) stroking or non?

makes perfect sense that a guy who was clearly functionally illiterate would think writing is unnatural

just getting into complaining, what are some good starter complaints for a beginner?

Welcome to Target, I love you.

The amount of mileage this has gotten is astounding. appreciate the work, everyone.

A CRAB is pinching my penis

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Going from dryjacking to pussy feels like surviving World War One

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

Oh me? No, nothing much new... though now that you mention it I have been getting into scampering lately

pussy from uhhhh pussy from a girl that uhhhh (kicking a rock on the sidewalk) ah hell i can’t think of nothin

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

giving CO2 for asthma or shortness of breath is so funny

Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say

An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

*holds up spoon*

I may be late, busy pressing triangle to change weapons

Absolutely insane thing to say about a team that already went 6-0 against the dodgers and a city that is <50% white

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

did millennial men write this?

smart people: this is a violation of the constitution
me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops

Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, “How I hate him!”

The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.

it's always a business school graduate and brain rotted tech bro telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”

Full video since YouTube removed it

who is carrying around an actual clip of ammo in 2025?

a female officer laying on her back on the ground, eyes open, lit with flashlights

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

It is also morally wrong to kill people for no reason, don't forget that part

most of the time my dad would listen to nothing but when he did play something it was Annie Lennox

it should be the Court of Owls but my more plausible guesses are Professor Pyg or Zsasz

Just screw some wires and LCD panels together, easy enough

booooooooo