𝖗𝖆𝖜 𝖛𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖞𝖗𝖎𝖈 𝖜𝖎𝖋𝖊, 𝖕𝖍𝖉

Ashamed to say I’m originally from Engl*nd

As a non citizen, it isn’t safe for me to comment on that I’m afraid

Everyone calling out Jessica Kirson for being part of the Riyadh Comedy Festival but nobody even noticing Wayne Brady was there is just the latest example of bi erasure 😔

now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

New update 🙌

Who is talking about the iron cross lmao? Do you even know what the Azov movement is? Have you seen their own insignia? Not to mention the sonnenrad and tottenkopf so many have tattooed on themselves?

I refuse to believe you’ve never heard of the Ukrainian National Guard’s integration of far-right militia groups, proudly wearing Nazi insignias, before

Siri, what is the Azov Battalion

“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.”

Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?

The left are silent on it because leftist men fuck so it’s not an issue for them. Next q

Wall Street Journal headline and deck: "New York Shooting Puts Mamdani on the Spot Over Policing Views: The killing of four people in a Midtown office building rattled a city where mass attacks are rare and violent crime has declined."

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

I’m a basic b with this one – Uninvited / You Oughta Know

“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”

2006:

Extremely correct answer

Purple Haze doesn’t even come CLOSE

The Secret Landlord: Why my tenant thanked me for their £660 rent increase. Accompanying image - a modern housing estate with fields n the background.

I see The Telegraph is branching out into fiction

my fantastic four

My fantastic four

Die Weibchen AKA Feminine Carnivores AKA The Females

Woman gets sent to an all-female psychiatric hospital where they’ve started a psychedelic cannibal cult inspired by The S.C.U.M Manifesto

Vile Imbeciles

Cuomo tries to be Zohran, gets ratio’d by Zohran himself lmao

Me screaming since I was a teenager: “IT WAS A PORN THEATRE, YOURE EXPECTED TO JACK OFF IN THERE”

anthony hopkins would be a great name
for a pet rabbit

I miss when that level of deep diving character assassination went into evangelist preachers and politicians

Suite-Pee or Darts

Chop Suey! doesn’t even rank tbh

Early in the semester, as I waxed exuberant about the unifying possibilities of the 2008 election, I was met by a conference table ringed with blank stares. For my clever and earnest students, I realized, the earth-shattering political achievements of the beleaguered but still unfolding present were nothing but the vaguest rumor of an abstract history. "Professor," a diligent young woman from Queens who described herself as Latina and applied a no-nonsense activist lens and corresponding vocabulary to most engagements with the world, voiced what all her classmates must have been thinking. "I was 4 years old in 2008. I don't know what you're talking about!"

This may be the worst writing to appear in a national publication since the 1890s

Finally, James Gunn has delivered the gritty, realistic Superman that fans always wanted: a man with no powers who runs criminals over with his car