@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”

Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"

Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸"

Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."

Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not

TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR SANDWICH THROWING GUY

all i'm saying is that there were better options

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

two bookshelves with a sign that says New Books but the entire thing is completely empty except for one book on Puppetry

i guess i’m learning about puppets

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

mossy jasper with colors ranging from red to yellow to green with pockets of white chalcedony

mossy jasper with colors ranging from red to yellow to green with pockets of white chalcedony

close up of plumey jasper agate

white agate nodule with fortification bands, edges have green plumes

never let them tell you rocks are boring

A man, pikachu and Cartman

A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

“If the car’s gone,”

“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”

“because I love you.”

Happy Columbo’s Day

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

A representative for GWAR told The Post, "Normalizing violence? Humans don't need GWAR for that. There is nothing normal about the Looney Toon violence acted out on a GWAR stage. GWAR is absurdist spectacle. GWAR is to violence what the New York Post is to journalism. Ridiculous."

LOL

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

I didn’t realize Team Rocket owned so much real estate

Watch the seismic waves from the magnitude 8.8 earthquake off the coast of Russia sweep beneath seismic stations in North America.

By the time the waves reached North America, they are far too small to be felt by people, but can still be detected by seismic instruments. 🧪

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

A man walking in the country while looking at his phone. Behind him is a herd of goats. He has no idea. The text reads: Are you unwittingly leading a heard of goats? Put your phone away! Distracted walking sends people to the ER every year. Who knows what kind of power a human being leading goats can amass. We don't even want to think about it.

*HERD

The CEO of Astronomer and his mistress top left, Luigi top right, Oceangate exploding sub bottom left, orcas on bottom right

EACH RICH PERSON MUST SPIN THE DIAL OF DESTINY

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Cardinal: (in conclave) We vowed not to have an American Pope until they suffered a political decline. Let's check the news to see if it's time

CNN: The Quiznos Rat has been appointed head of the FDA

U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming?

Both. It's both.

"Whats your gender?"

🤷‍♂️

"Whats your sexuality?"

🤷‍♂️

Listen, my dude. The world is on fire and all of my friends are kissable. You can't expect me to have anything beyond that.

A screenshot of the Muppet script that reads: Kermit: Yeah, well, I've got a dream, too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And, well, I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And...and it kind of makes us like a family. Do you have anybody like that, Hopper?"

don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script