Lindsay

The ice dancers from Georgia just performed to an Offspring song medley while dressed like Hot Topic employees, I love ice dancing

“Don’t alert me if my wife goes into labor while I’m playing a game” is so bleak, I’m gonna chalk it up to the CTE

Piraguas mentioned!! 🔺🍧

The first to come to mind was Have a Nice Life – “A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut,” but favorite? youtu.be/phGMMSUdN8w

Ten days straight below freezing and facing an impossible choice: spend $100 this month on gallons of distilled water or use regular water and clean gooey pink mildew out of my humidifier every other day (I’d rather wither into a husk and pass away)

This will sound so silly but I’d seen so many people say that Chewy sent them flowers and sometimes even a portrait after their pet died, so I was looking forward to that one little nice thing… and they didn’t even send a card

No one tells you that when you lose a pet you’ll still talk to yourself just as much, but you can no longer claim that you were talking to your pet. You’re just in your empty apartment talking to yourself all day

Yes! I forget how exactly, but somewhere on each repost there’s an option

Agreed. You can mute reposts from individual accounts – which I’ve done for a few friends who were reposting a lot – but it’s annoying as hell

lmao

Oh BROTHER

God I love getting payouts from low-stakes class action settlements. The top one is from misleading Wheat Thins labeling, the second was something about eggs

“2016 was bad why would we want to relive that” idk man, maybe because my mother died in 2017, irrevocably changing my life and shattering all sense of normalcy. The world at large has always been bad, so why would that be a consideration?

I have reviewed my camera roll from 2016 and learned that I spent the whole year growing out the absolute worst haircut of my life AND I had very unfortunate glasses. I looked like hell man, good year though

Can one of you who doesn’t watch Love Island watch this season of the Traitors because I need to explain the lore of Robert Rausch to someone with fresh eyes

How are there already spoilers out there for The Traitors when it doesn’t even premiere until 9pm. Do I need to completely stay off my phone until then?? Yes that’s for the best anyway, work-wise, but still

Jesus Christ

Totally, for bags too

Everything else aside, my $625 boots ($185 at a sample sale) still look new after two years of heavy wear bc they’re made with a double layer of thick, quality leather that’s dyed through, not thin, stiff leather with painted on color. Buy cheap, get cheap stuff that goes in a landfill in two years

My people! Putting it on the subway floor is a bridge too far for me though

The difference between me posting my top albums/songs of the year on lj 20 years ago and a 2025 playlist on my story now is that back then I mistakenly thought I was cool. Now I know I’m boring af, but many of my peers have stopped listening to new music so I’ve kinda looped around to actually cool

Saw someone spell minutiae “manusha”… going to be thinking about that one for a while

CVS has Celsius and Alani locked up but not monster and C4… misogyny at work

Unfortunately this is the type of post that keeps me from deleting twitter

Hell yeah I finally figured out how to get the tiktok algorithm to show me multiple things I’m interested in
*algo starts serving lots of insanely depressing but realistic content about how much harder life is in every way when you’re single (and worse, totally alone)*
No not like that please??

Turning in my woke badge and hurling myself off a bridge into the frigid Chicago River because I didn’t post any sanctimonious infographics about Spotify being evil on the photo app owned by Meta, another extremely evil company

My number two album/artist according to the thing

They’re doing instacart shopper fuck up discourse again there, but this time it’s bc someone got a red onion instead of a pomegranate. So the baby brain contingent is mad that anyone would expect an adult to know the difference and buy the right thing. Which is to say pie posts feel so pleasant lol

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

The east village late night rotation, of which only Veselka remains: Yaffa Cafe, Odessa, Kiev, Dojo