Wacktose Intolerant

That's wordle for sure

What always fucks me up is; if it's been profitable for 30 yrs and they can't weather/cover a slight increase, wtf they been doing?

The tariffs are a fever dream, obviously, but I'm so tired of this "welp someone has to cover this and it's never gonna be us!"

the nfc west QBs ladies and gentleman

a man with a beard and hat is holding a guitar and making a funny face ALT: a man with a beard and hat is holding a guitar and making a funny face

They gone target you king!

Oh nooooo

*sthpinal

This is literally the catalyst he's using for the policestate

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

they almost got it practiced enough during the summit to sound less stilted than jr. high theater

I think about this tweet once a week

"hmm? oh, one thing about me; I love cinema..."

Thomas Rawls at training camp today

"interesting, so when's the release then?"

So much of right wing media just generates outrage about nonsense, I would love liberal leaders whose posture was like "I'll give you something real to cry about." Instead of "Mr Potato Head Is Muslim??" I want them freaking out about a 90% inheritance tax

I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.

HBD!

how else do I get the HR lady to see Coldplay with me tho, Pastor?

American History, according to Open AI (green is a presidency that moves forward in time, red moves backwards in time)

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social

I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you

Mark Davis lookin ass birb

ohhhh i really want the phonetic spelling now lolllll

Pete jumping to grab the dbag's sign getting the birds 🥲

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Yuuuuppppppp

"cargpt5"

Same autocorrect same

Now, I'm not cargpt5, but boboblocking SHOULD have 3 B's

a black and white photo of a sheriff sitting at a desk . ALT: a black and white photo of a sheriff sitting at a desk .

So novel, so brave, so involved.

DON’T OFL YMIN!E
DONAND TRUMP

sure, seems legit

It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug A pair of hackers found that a vape detector often found in high school bathrooms contained microphones—and security weaknesses that could allow someone to turn it into a secret listening device.

Everything from military radios to AI can be hacked. At the Defcon hacker conference, researchers showed how they hacked into these systems—not for gain—but to point out vulnerabilities.

First, a student who found that vape detectors installed at his high school could be used for surveillance: 🧵

You just got blocked into oblivion by this tenured homicide detective😤😤