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It's all spilled milk under the bridge now

#renwick

All I want for Christmas is more rye chips in my chex mix

Julian Casablancas can #sing about people wearing fingerless gloves and make it sound poetic and beautiful

I've completed a mental Find & Replace for "jingle bells", "frosty the snowman" and "partridge in a pear tree" with "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" and "damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

I love #malaphors because I'm not the sharpest carton in the crayon box.

Ink pens are pens

This is amazing. This is what the Internet was made for.

Introducing Gag-urt - flavors so gross at prices so outrageous it's guaranteed to make you gag.

Tangible Dream by Oddisee is my kind of #hiphop and every track is awesome

tis the season to say tis

Four color #pixelart pups

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i disagree that #jokes are funnier without commas periods and capitalization

he was a lifeguard she was a tennis umpire how did they find love find out this holiday season on hallmark’s “tall chair store christmas”

Less fear and sicken and more beer 🍺 and chicken 🐔 ...keeps the doctor away.

Got a case of the mundanes #officespace

Downloading Napster 😏

Could do without ever hearing "tonight" and "baby" in any more #music.

Somehow it took me 23 years to discover Is This It by #TheStrokes