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“We ain’t got no damned band, Randy!” - Doyle Hargraves “I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.” - Otis Spunkmeyer I just want to ride my bike.

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Boxes also work on bobcats

07.10.2025 15:09 — 👍 346    🔁 102    💬 9    📌 13

Electric bicycles, and shared electric bicycles in particular, are a revolutionary transportation technology. Forward-looking cities should be building out the infrastructure necessary to make cycling safe and convenient for everyone who wants to do it.

07.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 510    🔁 66    💬 13    📌 2
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Another beautiful Burbank morning.

07.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 888    🔁 48    💬 63    📌 7

Just as a reminder, Bondi’s origin story in Trump world is that she said she was going to investigate Trump University, Trump sent her a $25K check and the investigation disappeared. She later became Trump’s personal defense lawyer. So yeah, don’t challenge her integrity.

07.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 3775    🔁 1137    💬 143    📌 35
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WATCH — @whitehouse.senate.gov : “What became of the $50,000 in cash in that Cava bag? Did the FBI get it back from Homan?”

AG PAM BONDI: *LASHES OUT aggressively, avoids answering entirely* 🤷🏼‍♀️

07.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 4939    🔁 2055    💬 583    📌 223

[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call]

LEAVE IT 🔫

07.10.2025 14:49 — 👍 457    🔁 83    💬 10    📌 0

This is how propaganda works. They slapped an image on this from Los Angeles in 1992 during Rodney King riots.

07.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 2593    🔁 984    💬 44    📌 43

Should've used this photo

07.10.2025 12:23 — 👍 2353    🔁 417    💬 28    📌 13

Feel free to attribute the following to a former OMB General Counsel: The supposed "new legal analysis" is, to use a technical legal term, horseshit. What the law actually says is that when Congress enacts a law ending a lapse, furloughed employees get paid at the earliest date possible. Period.

07.10.2025 14:25 — 👍 2771    🔁 898    💬 121    📌 39

Someone should ask what Miller was doing between 2021 and 2025, why David Horowitz recruited him to the foreign policy team of the Trump campaign, why the Democrats never followed through on their 2017 investigation of alleged lies on Miller's SF-86 clearance forms, but no one asks real questions

07.10.2025 12:57 — 👍 802    🔁 165    💬 6    📌 5

Idea: keep the inhalers, get rid of half a million cars per year.

07.10.2025 11:34 — 👍 760    🔁 156    💬 14    📌 11

“…bucking tradition…”??

You guys.

No

07.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 1119    🔁 136    💬 81    📌 13

I was told not to teach a class on the intellectual histories of Zionism and Anti-Zionism next year - not because they doubted I could teach it fairly, but because it would attract too many politicians scrutinizing the syllabus.

A society where that is a valid fear is no longer fully democratic.

05.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 2548    🔁 673    💬 29    📌 20

Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.

07.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 3346    🔁 615    💬 76    📌 46
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don’t think this vid can ever be topped

07.10.2025 03:32 — 👍 1756    🔁 456    💬 28    📌 16

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

06.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 5544    🔁 1827    💬 18    📌 78

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

07.10.2025 09:32 — 👍 4664    🔁 1713    💬 74    📌 65

I’ve been saying this!

07.10.2025 12:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

06.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 7755    🔁 2557    💬 476    📌 436
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It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...

06.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 16169    🔁 6284    💬 288    📌 220

Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

07.10.2025 10:51 — 👍 13635    🔁 3210    💬 1026    📌 280

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

06.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 26885    🔁 12875    💬 559    📌 529
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Kristi Noem was the governor of South Dakota when Biden was President. Guess what she said regarding Biden potentially federalizing the Guard.

07.10.2025 03:45 — 👍 839    🔁 298    💬 14    📌 20
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wizard frog is insane

04.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 12355    🔁 3466    💬 217    📌 1098

Relevant interest:

07.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

this looks like a Parks and Rec arc where Tom tries to be a rapper

07.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 158    🔁 20    💬 2    📌 0

Most of us hope to see the demise of Cheeto Jesus sooner rather than later. Then we must jail his minions.

07.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

07.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 2245    🔁 625    💬 101    📌 189

mahomes sells the town on the monorail and travis muscles the city council into voting for it

07.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 531    🔁 37    💬 9    📌 0

Thank you for reiterating this fact to quash the rumors.

07.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

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