@surahz.bsky.social
Pencil stabbing survivor, sinkhole enthusiast, somebody’s mom. I'm very busy and important.
TODAY…
28.02.2025 15:30 — 👍 20260 🔁 4484 💬 678 📌 227So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
22.02.2025 14:05 — 👍 20035 🔁 1252 💬 346 📌 36Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
17.02.2025 23:28 — 👍 57606 🔁 7440 💬 574 📌 194these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse
13.02.2025 17:11 — 👍 14701 🔁 2591 💬 357 📌 145
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
12.02.2025 17:00 — 👍 28885 🔁 8034 💬 286 📌 553Is today done? Feels done. I know i'm done
07.02.2025 18:13 — 👍 44 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 02 insurrections, same President.
04.02.2025 21:31 — 👍 46765 🔁 6869 💬 835 📌 216I’m gonna be real I am straight up very concerned about things
03.02.2025 00:27 — 👍 558 🔁 43 💬 14 📌 2i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
31.01.2025 03:15 — 👍 86916 🔁 10705 💬 2095 📌 403Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
30.01.2025 14:48 — 👍 11358 🔁 3261 💬 50 📌 26i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
30.01.2025 12:05 — 👍 37639 🔁 7155 💬 258 📌 217President Trump would be well advised to place tariffs on Colombian coffee. The only type that must stay duty-free is Irish coffee.
by Pete Hegseth
America is under attack by the President of the United States
28.01.2025 20:21 — 👍 21078 🔁 5906 💬 725 📌 327Update: he’s proving to be an excellent distraction and source of entertainment. Everyone needs an emotional support shelter dog to get through these stressful times
28.01.2025 18:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fergus!
28.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg so cute!
28.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Adopted a dog from the shelter yesterday in an attempt to distract me from the demise of America, seems to be working so far 🤞🏻
27.01.2025 05:08 — 👍 61 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
24.01.2025 21:26 — 👍 20312 🔁 3001 💬 861 📌 267I’m torn between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay somewhat sane
22.01.2025 14:01 — 👍 1183 🔁 153 💬 62 📌 16With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,
NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off
Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory
Be an ally
it’s been three days and people can’t even FIND eggs
23.01.2025 02:21 — 👍 20801 🔁 2099 💬 802 📌 137CAPTCHA: are you a human
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
This is how you do it...
22.01.2025 15:23 — 👍 60452 🔁 13974 💬 997 📌 6712025 seems like a good time to start eating Tide Pods again.
22.01.2025 13:43 — 👍 271 🔁 53 💬 8 📌 1Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
22.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 22117 🔁 1200 💬 656 📌 97it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
21.01.2025 03:39 — 👍 34859 🔁 3126 💬 1147 📌 225How does one fall into a coma for 4 years? Asking for a friend.
22.01.2025 06:51 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
This
20.01.2025 16:49 — 👍 1178 🔁 313 💬 91 📌 21
