Your Honor, pls

This fucking game is going 14 innings and, as good as it is, I can't stay up for it.

What a weasel. He's getting nervouser and nervouser.

Mr. President. Stop breaking the law. 

The shutdown does not give you the right to fire thousands of hard working federal employees.

Instead of giving huge tax breaks to your billionaire friends, show some respect for the struggling working families of our country.

An army of them, ribbeting, ribbeting relentlessly hopping, hopping Ahhhhhh

good Lord..

Holy fukc 🎉

Young guy who came down here from Ohio looking for work back in the day was trying to impress me with "My dad worked on the design for the Chevy Vega." I was so not the guy to tell that to.

Screenshot of bat Karen's black hole babysitting trick and a Shakespeare quote "farewell, my dearest sister, fate thee well

Also this

I like the layering in this post.

Learn this one weird tip from a somewhat disheveled funny guy

At least they're not Chevy Vegas.

Or zombies fucking zombies can fuck right off

Sore loser

they should have used this one weird trick a batgirl figured out in Foundation but they didn't

Hard.

What if when you wake up the kid is full grown

You'll always be the Queen of the Hop, Beez

Chicago Teachers Union
@ctulocal1.bsky.social

Anyone says that's wrong better get out from behind Little Bill if they want to live

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

Live Updates: Federal Judge Temporarily Blocks Troop Deployment in Chicago Area

Live Updates: Federal Judge Temporarily Blocks Troop Deployment in Chicago Area.
Judge says no evidence of a “danger of a rebellion” in Illinois.

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

They're really driving that story into the dirt....

The FOOL! The ABSOLUTE IMBECILE!

Nice composition, Boo. There are tons of them around here, they last 30 years then the wind turns them into a danger zone.

It's not that they believe any of it (they don't), they want to create it as a reality and make the city a hellhole.

I love the r/askhistorians sub, should have known there'd be a variation like this

Learn to meditate and realize that holding on to all that stuff you can't control is toxic.

For how can tyrants safely govern home,
Unless abroad they purchase great alliance?

YOU MUST OBEY THEM TONY FOR SURELY THEY KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ALL