artisan of suffering

refilling my pill box is like cursed mancala

only had one day off and now my intubated patient is twisting himself into a pretzel in the bed with a low ass blood pressure

I didn’t know shakespeare’s wife was named anne hathaway and I feel completely unecultured

Ok I’ve got two good friends lined up to move back to portland and now I just have the final boss of bestie camille

just got a super sick admission on a float shift and the ICU doc thanked me as I was leaving and I couldn’t think of what to say so I said “thank you for being nice to me” 😭

william when I’m already in bed in the dark with a migraine hiding from the sensory overload of the living room: hey so the smoke alarm might go off

gonna fuck around and get so full of rage that I get an amendment to oregon labor law passed

happy with my job til we have a staff meeting and then I’m actually seething with anger

I’m finding out that being the middle child means I am going to be the middle man for the rest of my life actually not just in childhood

my job is so insane it’s so hard to explain to other people what it’s like. and I think my friends know it’s insane but I don’t think anyone can quite fathom it without being there

bf asked me to turn off the music to my game because it was interrupting his “scottish time”

when we were kids my mom banned my sister from watching america’s next top model because she would cry hysterically any time someone got eliminated

the uncanny-
something I appreciate about this place is that their mocktails have sister cocktails. that being said the 1st drink I got off their xmas menu was far too sweet and I think would be more balanced with liquor. very good presentation. the dole whip was sadly sold out

not to mention all the rural hospitals closing since they lost federal funding, patients losing their medicare, people opting out of insurance cause their premiums went insane, and people foregoing vaccinations. like shit is about to get bad

reading about what ICE is doing in the hospitals in minnesota has me scared shitless and confirms to me that we are not overreacting at my workplace

feeling old using the new instagram update. tried to post on my private story and accidentally posted a reel

if OpenAI buys pinterest I am gonna lose my shit

dolphin leaping in front of a rainbow

crying cat

life when you’ve met your deductible and out of pocket max vs jan 1st when it all resets

a nurse at emanuel was apparently placed on leave for “making administrators uncomfortable” after speaking out about protecting patients from ICE. she has since resigned. I wish I knew more details but they haven’t made it through the grapevine yet

swear to god I’ve spent half my time at work the past two months in CVICU against my will

trying to time house guests with my cat’s wake windows

I sent my mom a video of someone in her industry who created a cool product. turns out she’s met the lady irl and hates her 🫣

the two most important pieces of plastic to me expire in the same month of 2026, my iud and my credit card

the thing about work is that I have to consume a lot of candy in other to tolerate being there

going to the ER is about torturing you until you no longer care what is wrong with you

the trend of putting a massive ring cover over an already massive smart ring is not gonna age well

this is gonna be niche but 224 between barton and carver is my rainbow road. my hands are at 10 and 2 and I am locked in

I went to The Uncanny yesterday but I only got one drink and it was so sweet l couldn’t finish it. but they have so many other N.A. drinks I’m holding on my review til I can go back

the happy horny skinny pill unfortunately has a third lesser known H which is headache