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my thing about prison is it’s very, very hard for me to think of what a person could have done that’s evil enough to justify never letting them see the sun unsupervised again

DID YOU KNOW: Every four to six months I am overcome with a brief but intense and unironic period of melancholia due to the tragic reality that I will never be in a romantic relationship with Hozier

modern technology should have ended with successfully mastering the fabric + electronics combo. No fires ever? Pleather? That’s advanced enough, folks.

Not to sound like a country bumpkin but in my heart of hearts I do not understand how they get the little tv screens in airplane seats to work

I need to be able to schedule posts I’m only funny once a week and I want to make it seem like I’m funny multiple times a week

Alternate: show me a law and order youtube clip I haven’t seen, and I’ll show you a law and order youtube clip I am about to watch

Show me a law and order youtube clip I haven’t seen, and I’ll show you a law and order youtube clip I have seen that’s been repackaged with a new name, thumbnail, and single different scene

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

y’all remember wheat germ?

solidarity with all my taylor swift agnostics

Search history

New Yorkers be like I experienced one modicum of basic human decency today, this city is so unique and special and I love it here

Maybe the real treasure is the microplastics we ate along the way

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.” Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: that’s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

Lawful neutral
Neutral evil
Chaotic good

Wanna see Jason Bourne eating a nature valley granola bar. Thousand yard state your way through that one, punk

Vegan cream cheese that doesn’t taste like cleanser google

Your honor, but but but but but pllllleeeeeassssseeeeeeee

Coffee table book of tacky cat illustrations with crude captions called Eat Spray Love

Big talk for a man with neck chest hair

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Twisters is a movie about the societal-level grief brought on by climate disasters and Glen Powell being hot with backing country needle drops, and for those reasons, sharks, I am a fan.

Had to laugh earlier when the big face disappeared and then came back and said "peekaboo" 😂

Whatever you do, don’t start a podcast.

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Why does “learning to live with covid” mean accepting repeat infections as inevitable?

Why does it mean throwing the vulnerable to the wayside, unsafe healthcare & mass disability?

That’s not “living with it”. That’s giving up

We need to adapt. Clean air, paid time off, masks in healthcare.

Picture of a translucent hooded, caped, skeleton wrapped around an alarmed looking man seeming to move him involuntarily

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

Black and white photo of an older light skinned woman in a plaid dress holding a short haired tabby cat, which appears to be ginger. The woman’s head is cropped out of the photo so the composition focuses on the cat. She’s unfortunately holding the cat around its middle with its legs unsupported, and the cat seems to be not enjoying this at all, and looking for a way out.

The back of this says “Mom and Bitsy”. Photo from my collection, no documented date or other info.

Not to get political, but the sealed design of tissue boxes preys on the mental and physical weakness of their target audience. Please god why are there so many layers of plastic taunting my runny nose

Coming into the country illegally is not a moral crime.