Within 4 years they were back in power with zero long term consequences.

In 2006 it was revealed late in the election cycle that a GOP congressman was a pedophile.

The other GOP candidates scrambled to separate themselves and try to convince the voters they should stay in power, including Speaker Dennis Hastert who turned out to also be a secret pedophile.

A decrepit old former cabinet member getting Jeffrey Epstein to Cyrano for him while he hits on a grad student is such a 30 Rock ass scandal.

Or be a legend and search for them!

And to think this saga started with a simple explanation that, for obvious reasons about managing sources, journalists don’t usually operate their email accounts and company issued devices under the sweeping “consent to monitor” policies found in most other parts of the corporate world.

I actually have some sympathy for the moderation team.

Do they want to be in the business of judging which calls to violence are ironic or metaphorical?

This one would be a pretty easy call but try extending it to a user base of several million. It creates an impossible situation.

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It would be nice if we weren’t so dependent on Elon Musk for domestic launch capability.

“Guy with beard saying mean things about Chuck Schumer” would probably poll pretty well right now absent any other complications.

Didn’t Paul Manafort get caught getting tutored by a co-conspirator via Slack on how to alter a PDF file to do fraud?

Generally like bluesky but sometimes dumb ideas go zombie for hours and days around here.

Not sure this says that Ben.

Sexpest Voltron

Even the most casual and cursory observation of a modern billionaire should quickly cure anyone’s imposter syndrome.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Pro-tip: This time of year, LEAVE the seasonal duties to the real men.
@theonion.com

Isn’t there also an ugly truth…

The biggest asset for most older middle class people is their house.

There truly are divergent interests between prospective first time owners and existing owners over whether cheaper housing prices are good or bad.

Don’t we need to look this in the eye?

So Warren’s ideology score is about halfway between -1 and -1?

Alcoa fantastic finishes!

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Also, you’ll win prizes by driving.

Add in more long FG attempts and more aggressive 4th down play meaning fewer short punts trying to pin the opponent in.

Golden age for punter stats!

1. Have massive public crash out
2. ???
3. Increase wealth by $500b

The action -> consequences link has been broken for the insanely wealthy.

Following the example of Jesus who famously never participated in traditional Jewish practices.

Labeling jokes as such will take away some of the humor of them especially if they are sarcastic in nature.

Wordlebot passive aggressively scolds user for opening with jazzy.

Start with jazzy and become legend

Even more tragically, Todd still has no toaster.

Who won +50 in a Trump +30 district? We should probably talk to that person.

Every 12 or so years like clockwork….

@kenwhite.bsky.social

Really need some lawyers to weigh in here.

Should you shut the fuck about your federal case even if it means bailing on a podcast because the interviewer won’t stop fucking asking?

__ Yes
__ Absolutely Yes
__ Super Mega Yes

Thanks!