the cursed avatar

tapping in

I believe in you

Might poop a shit later

he himself and hi

felt that deeply today too for no particular reason as far as i can tell

limited due to spawning season

@bakoon.bsky.social this guy

my first awareness of around 50% of current events now comes from this type of @vrunt.social skeet

Dynamic health strategies

tell him, “wish wish wish”

Put people at ease by preemptively saying “I’m not up to anything”

Is that what Tom Green was talking about? I always thought that was a different bird, but I’m also very stupid.

(Robert Frost switches sides of the hallway to avoid us)
Me: Ohh, looks like someone's taking the road less traveled, eh fellas?
(friends chuckling)
Largest Friend: (crushing water bottle in his hands) You're a dead man, Frost!!

it’s done

Joe Diffie had a 10 inch stiffie

it’s supposed to do that

I think you should cook all your meals at home but DoorDash a can of Zyn 2-3 times a day

Bower

President Jimmy Carter

thank you sir

my favorite part of food is probably flavors

wishing nothing but your continued success and good health, motherfucker

Tucci’d by an Angel

Tarry forth, playboy

I am analyzing points of ingress and denoting choke points

people don’t really have maladies anymore

im in charge of scattering detritus

couldn’t attend the all hands because I was listening to coal chamber and stealing bikes

ever since the mall closed me and my buddies are spending most of our time at the debris field

people that got brain damage from being too online:

[before brain was fully formed]: fine. usually funny.

[after brain was fully formed]: bad. generally racist.

[in your house spying some gay apparel]: may i don it?