Rae ⚔️

The phrase “and Tiny Tim…” with Tim Robinson staring concernedly, then “…who did NOT die,” with Tim Robinson smiling

in my mind, australia is just hot canada

my new years resolution will be to get to 250k

you’re right these are rookie numbers

Screenshot of email app with 100,999 unread emails

do you think i should check my email

zombie movie where one of the survivors is the pope. it's not a plot point, there's just like a doctor, a lawyer, etc holed up in a building and also one of the guys is the pope. the other people aren't catholic so it doesn't really matter that he's the pope. but he is, and he's wearing the hat

breaking out the full government would be soooo funny

hey guys i’ve been listening to this cool new underground band. not sure if anyone’s ever heard of them. they’re called radiohead

this sweater is gonna make me act up. i’m about to become everyone’s problem at christmas dinner

a moment for the sweater

hello i’ve been summoned

new kendrick?? in the middle of the day????

maybe this is a radical opinion but if some Bad Things are discovered about you while you’re interviewing for a new job, i don’t think you should get to keep your old one

just acquired a sweater that i think will make me unstoppable

🎱 signs point to yes

$300 max

if a shrimp fries rice but no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound

i may do this and treat my life like a mythbusters experiment in 2025

what if instead of going to therapy i just asked a magic 8 ball what to do with my life. i feel like statistically it’ll have the same impact

Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil

i mean. can we just call them tweets

i’m sorry for what i said during the mario party minigame

My friend & I made a pact that if we're both still single in 25 years we'll blow up the moon

watching a magician and a guy in the crowd keeps shouting at the top of his lungs “I DON’T UNDERSTAND”

i saw the braum’s advertisement glow

PopeCrave A 'Conclave' review

My 'Conclave' review is up, and it's also about how growing up closeted and Catholic continues to pay dividends in my gay present holapapi.substack.com/p/popecrave

you dont want to kerfuffle with me bro

i want to eat a jar of buttons. i crave it

just watched ‘a real pain.’ starting kieran culkin’s best supporting actor campaign NOW