Tim Chipping

And all the Nathan Fielder stuff. Which you've probably seen, but just watch them again. 🙂

Fisk is excellently stupid/funny and mawk-free.
I'm sure you've seen I Think You Should Leave, but if you've not seen their previous series The Detroiters then that ticks all your boxes.

Guardian headline: Bishop who shut down London choir in his dressing gown issues apology.

"How a choir got into my dressing gown I'll never know..."

He makes himself big

I want to smash it to death with hammers.

I came close to writing to Points of View to demand they never do that again.

The Sun newspaper front-page showing the MasterChef presenters and the headline "End of Torode?"

Fuck this paper forever for all the reasons but hats off, no notes, to the headline writer.

(Also, 45 Wallace Raps sounds like a Notorious B.I.G. best-of)

Am I the last person to realise that the restaurant was called The Bear because that's the meat they put in the sandwiches?

Except Getting Away With Murder (or do we never mention that?) Nice to briefly meet you last night!

Also "shock rocker". Grow up, local news. Try "pathetic predatory rapist and dismal Nazi fantasist."

I like to think my tutting when I walked past the poster helped. But wow, no I'd not seen. Excellent. It's about time cancel culture actually cancelled some fuckers.

Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."

Same. It should have a plaque that says, "Much better things used to be here."

YouTube video by B Crittenden Freeman Everyday People - Sly & The Family Stone

If the 2025 US protests are in need of an anthem... youtu.be/7czrIW_v7gc?...

Doctor fucking Who.
I can't believe it.

It's Bob Dylan's 84th birthday, and for only the fourth time in his life he's playing a gig the same day. I hope the audience rush the stage and give him the bumps.

To celebrate, here are some Dylan covers that aren't the usual Dylan covers.

open.spotify.com/playlist/2En...

I hate him so much, but am massively enjoying how he was too dim to understand he was wanted for assault in the UK, and booked a tour anyway.

A winner of the Postcode Lottery holding up a cheque for £320,000. He looks a bit like Bruce Springsteen. A bit.

Bruce Springsteen doesn't need that money.

"So Keir, we need a phrase that makes our pathetic pandering to racists sound folksy and wholesome. Something like, "island of strangers."

"Perfect. Like a Nazi Mr. Rogers."

GasMan Energy company logo

New insult just dropped

So excited to be starting my new job as Morrissey's tour manager, etc..

There's only one working toilet on this train. I've not been in but the people who did have walked back down the carriage looking like they've witnessed an atrocity.

To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar:

JD Vance
Went to Rome
He killed the Pope
And then fucked off home

(needs work)

Having already added the twist of having two Popes alive at the same time, the Vatican should take further inspiration from Doctor Who and make the next Popes a woman then a queer black man.

This was clearly the first image Midjourney trained on.

Not what I expected. Will explore more.

YouTube video by kingdomcometv Kingdom Come - Get It On (official video)

I saw you post about Kingdom Come and thought you meant the 80s hair metallers who briefly fooled people into thinking they were Led Zeppelin. I understand now.
youtu.be/k1OdgfEhzgM?...

I bought some wire wool in February. Can I find it now? No I can't. If you were me, where would you put some wire wool? No, you're wrong. It's not there. Or there. You'd think it would be, but it's not.

It's not even biblical, let alone scientific. Christians don't think God controls the sun. I'm so tired of these dimwitted freaks fucking up the world in revenge for them not having any friends at school

Gladiators is my favourite sport. They should put it in the Olympics.