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Everyone is focusing on Jillian Michaels excusing slavery. But she also lied several times without anchor correction such as her “only 2% of southern whites owned slaves.” A horn should go off and they then all should have to google live on camera. Then green slime would drop on her head.

we'll always have vegan burger boom of 2016

no crossover with The National?

Ah I see it’s time for periodic “Republicans felt like Democrats were mean to them several decades ago, so they had no choice but to roll back a bunch of people’s civil rights and generally destroy the constitutional order” discourse. Excellent as always

Amazing how peak masculinity for a Republican is swearing that you’re too afraid to go outside

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Skullcrusher - Exhale

#SongOfTheDay #MusicSky

meme seized from reddit

“Hopefully it’s part of a broader plan to wind down the internet entirely.” Michael Shim, Systems Analyst

AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
theonion.com/aol-to-...

Do you not jest?

what if we kissed at the dancing dinosaurs photo cutout at Dinosaur World in Eureka Springs, AR?

In goose meme form.

your odds of being killed by a puffin are low

but they're not zero

#birdbot

It’s the reason I couldn’t get on board with the Recent Denim Trousers Controversy: advertisers are not clever enough to insert a eugenics dog whistle in a clothing ad but ARE dumb enough to think a pun = clever

I have an important message for Taylor Swift: please, not now

A SKELATON RIDDIN A SKELATEN HORSE NAD IT SAYS "COUNTRYS ARENT REAL BORDERS ARENT REAL "NOOO YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOU'RE SIDE OF THE LINE" GROW UP!!!! AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT!!! NONE OFTHIS SHIT IS REAL THERE JUST DRAWN LINES ON A MAP LIKE A KID IN A DORM ROOM AND THEY SAY YOU CANT CROSS THE LINE ONTO MY SIDE OF DA ROOM , ITS SO BAD EVEN A "R.A" WILL AGREE AND THERE DUMB AS SHIT, THERE THE GUYS IN THE DORM WHO ARE ALSO STILL STUDENT'S BUT THEY GET PUT IN CHARGE OF DA OTHER STUDENT'S, ITS A GOOD LESSON TO LEARN THAT HAVING A SMALL AMOUNT OF POWER CORRUPTS MOST PEOPLE AND THEY START PUSHIN YOU AROUND, JUST LIKE A REGULAR COP THEY NEVER FIX ANY REAL PROBLEM'S BUT THERE GONNA HASSLE YOU IF THEY DONT LIKE HOW YOU LOOK , NOW IMAGINE A WHOLE ECONOMIC SYSTEM BUILT ON A HIERARCHY OF EXTREMELY PETIT KINGS WITH EXTREMLY SMALL AMOUNT'S OF POWER, A PYRAMID OF CAPITAL BASED ON THE VIBE OF A DRUNK DAD YELLIN AT THERE KID, WHO THEN HAS TO SUBLIMATE THERE PROBLEM BY YELLIN AT THE PERSON BELLOW THEM ON THE PYRAMID, AND THE WHOLE TIME EVERYONES SENDIN THEIR MONEY UP DA STEPS SO THEY CAN WATCH STREAMIG VIDEO AND YELL AT STRANGER'S ON LINE, WE MUST DESTROY CAPTALISM, WE MUST DESTROY ALL COMPUTER'S, WE MUST DESTROY DA PORTABLE TELEPHONE, AND ULTIMATELY WE MUST ASK DA QUESTION "WHY HAS EARTH ALLOWED HUMAN'S TO PROSPER WHEN WERE DA WORST OF WHATS ON THE DAMB PLANET" BUT WHO HAS ROOM TO TYPE THAT IN DA ALT TEXT ANY WAY, GIVE ME A SHOUT OUT IF YOUR READIN THIS, ONLY DA REAL HEAD'S KNOW WHATS UP IN THIS SECTION , I THINK I TYPED DA WORDS FROM DA IMAGE AND RUNNING OUT OF ROOM SO SEE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

The people who run the Democratic Party want you to believe that they have no other choice but to surrender on these issues to an opposing party whose policies routinely and inevitably lead to headlines like this.

imagine the person who thinks this is a good idea

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#MetalMonday
Ghost - Satanized

Still reveling in the glory of my second ritual on Thursday

Online: I need to be able to speed to escape <insert fantasy scenario>.

IRL: Aggressive drivers honking at pedestrians on quiet side streets.

#safestreets

trump has had two goals his entire life, rape girls and incarcerate innocent black people. he's rarely veered from those two goals and at this point absolutely everyone who supports him, either consciously or not, wants the same two things

I will never understand how so many Americans can truly believe that billionaires have “earned” their wealth

Pleasure and joy are human needs. Expecting the oppressed to be content with surviving rather than thriving is violence.

"Yes, it is Bread we fight for—but we fight for Roses, too." - James Oppenheim

Sending anyone an AI communication is a message of disrespect and contempt. You thought writing something for me was a waste of your time but you were perfectly willing to waste my time with me reading it

YouTube video by triple j Magdalena Bay cover David Bowie’s ‘Ashes to Ashes’ for Like A Version

Magdalena Bay cover David Bowie’s ‘Ashes to Ashes’ for Like A Version

Tim Robinson saying "DON'T COME OVER BY ME!" to Chunky

When you quote a prompt that clearly says "quote with an example of xyz" and someone posts their answer in your replies

Just watched a drunk guy toss a cigarette and get into the back seat of a waiting waymo, alone, then get dutifully zoomed off by a lifeless robot into a loveless night - I think it’s the saddest voluntary thing I have ever seen someone participate in