John Bennett

I saw a take on here that was like "You will be more at peace with Ed McMillen when you accept he is the John Waters of video games" and damned if that ain't the truest thing ever typed

No offense but y'all sure are being odd about the creator of Abused Naked Child Roguelike being ~provocative~!!!

HAPPY MEWGENICS DAY!!! I can’t believe it’s actually finally here.

It’s a little long, but it didn’t really bother me. It’s a slow burn that just steadily cranks up the dread until it breaks. Very good shit, you’ll probably love it.

The moment I started smoking, my alcohol intake dropped off a cliff. I feel better, my house has never been cleaner, and I’m more present at my job. It’s had a massive positive effect on my life.

I am *vibrating* with excitement for Mewgenics. I’ve been a massive Edmund McMillen fan since his flash game days, and Mew really looks like it’ll be the best thing he’s ever made.

For how influential Command & Conquer is, it really feels super underrated these days. My kingdom for an actually good C&C5 or Red Alert 4.

The American financial system is very much like an infant that screams if you don't let it play with a toaster in the bathtub

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

Sam Raimi saw the state of everything and decided to give us (the sickos) a delightful little romp. Bless him.

Agreed! You should call your senator and demand that they do something about it.

The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.

me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?

boy (gloomily): no sir

Jesus Christ.

Oh?? *immediately launches YouTube app*

There are few traits I admire more in a person than “Commitment to the bit”. Ordinary Sausage has Jackass-level commitment, and for that he has my eternal respect.

The official end/beginning of the calendar year in cinema 👏

Ice Climbers 2 GotY

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Carwash is an excellent name for a cat!

My cat Geordie sitting in a basket. He has two eyes.

My cat Mokey asleep in the sun. She has one eye.

My cat Morwen sitting in a chair with her tongue out. She has no eyes.

We have three cats and they share a total of three eyeballs.

#⏰🐘🧵

1. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.

2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.

3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

One year ago.

Forever loved. Forever missed.
#DavidLynch

A competent opposition political party would cut together the footage of what ICE had been doing in the twin cities with Mike Johnson saying "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do" and have it in ads all across the country

The thing about being "Radicalized by Gamergate" for example is that if literally every single allegation thrown out by 4Chan was true, it being a reason to support a dictator murdering people in the streets is still totally insane.

"The Jews shrank Lara Croft's boobs, so we had to kill a lesbian."

DANCE YOUR CARES AWAY

I love Philadelphia