jake

Kind of a haunting precedent that America’s dumbest newspeople are going “yeah sure I believed in a deepfake saying things you never said but the deepfake did sound like you so really it’s your problem”

The Sydney Sweeney stuff has got to be the most half-assed culture war battle I've ever seen. Neither side seems like their heart is in it. It's unclear if there are even genuine "sides." It's like dried out microwaved leftovers from 2014 Twitter. Potemkin flame war.

"The Blair Witch Project at The Sphere"

Having a full nervous breakdown at the sphere as the joker dances down 150,000 steps

Acyn @Acyn Q: Your administration has been very open about the fact that American women are not having enough babies. There was an ad this week. Sydney Sweeney, an actress, was in an ad for Blue Jeans. Does America need to see more ads like that? And maybe fewer ads with people like Dylan Mulvaney on the cover? FINNERTY FINNERTY EXCLUSIVE WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP 5:20 PT LIVE

I am staring at this question like the apes stared at the monolith in “2001”

(EXTREMELY 60 YEAR OLD STANDUP VOICE)

WELCOME TO MARRIAGE, PAL

any sufficiently advanced social network is indistinguishable from facebook

(month from now, oval office)
first of all, as a president, and let's face it, a girl dad,

or Jonah Hex

Edgar wright’s seven soldiers of victory

Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath frontman and icon of British heavy metal, dies aged 76 The singer, who later became famous on reality TV show The Osbournes, dies less than three weeks after retirement concert

Trisha Paytas has welcomed her third child, a boy.

Welcome back Ozzy Osbourne

imperial turned rebel and it’s just tar

Billionaires Destroyed American News Media On Purpose It's not a conspiracy, it's simply what happened.

Canceling Colbert? It’s definitely not part of the Trump bribe. Do not put in the newspaper that this is part of the Trump bribe. We’re just canceling the number one show in its time slot because of… reasons. Backdrops! Headwinds! Serious TV business.

www.todayintabs.com/p/billionair...

my favorite thing about that was people going through the list of impressions on his website and counting how many were dead, I think it was close to half

“That’s what I love about these enigmas, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

even accurately describing reality these days makes you sound insane smh

we got cable internet during the semester break of my first year of college so I just left AIM up constantly and when I got back everyone clowned on me for being online all the time and they were right to do that

What a way to go out

I see dead people

It’s great how I just feel like this 24/7 now

A 1940 newspaper clip from the Springfield Leader and Press, declaring: Superman Poisoning American Children, Irate Nazis cClaim."

"Superman Arouses Teutonic Anger" reads the headline in the Amarillo Daily News"

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?

That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.

My how times change ...

this has been memory holed but Obama came out in favor of the death penalty for child rapists in 2008 dem primary

start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door

"I'm sorry I can't do that (((Dave)))"

they tried and failed to have a parade 😥

caring about anyone's SAT score above the age of 18 is peak midwit behavior

Sniff/Sob 2028

What's annoying is since 1980 conservatives have made steady progress in getting what they want: deregulation, concentration of wealth, weakening unions. This recent psychosis is the result of them winning too much, not too little