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I think this is hilarious because dudes like this don't actually want to be called daddy they want to be dommed by a woman for sure but will never admit it. 😮‍💨 It's all just a performative grift for other men. Thou dost protest too much, dummies. It's transparent as shit. Pathetic sub behavior fr

LMAOOOOO

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Update:

a man with curly hair and glasses says lucky in a field Alt: Napoleon Dynamite says lucky in a field at Kip and LaFawnduh's wedding.

Yay! But also-Jealous!! 😂

Both those things are the greatest things in the world 😂 If you ever want someone to play BG3 with, let me know! I am ALWAYS down for a visit to Faerun.

I think you're going to do amazing! Make sure you take care of yourself even if you're doing long-ass weeks. Give yourself a little treat on the reg and also, no one is perfect so don't beat yourself up about shit. ❤️

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Now is the time for SpongeBob!

How dare you 😫

Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up

Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/

What the fuck? Fucking Reddit. It's really gone downhill over there, this year especially, I think this is a good excuse for me to finally bail. I'm sorry oges, that's bullshit. 😕

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Choosing violence this morning, I see. 😂 You know, a dare can be a dangerous thing...😈 Also, me just trying to fucking sit down and drink my coffee and seeing this at the top of my feed:

BISEXUAL BATSIGNAL ACTIVATED 👀

LMAOOOOO OK DUDE.

What the fuck dude. 😭 lmfaooo just popped in because full moon=can't sleep and this is the first thing I see. Diabolical, you little shit [affectionate] 😘

So good 😂 I love that episode so much. Gavin Volure, Criss Chros, Wesley Snipes, Floyd DeBarber- amazing. Will anything ever measure up to that writing room ever again? 😭

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So fucking embarrassing 😮‍💨

I think about this one a lot. Also I think to myself "I miscounted the men, Liz! I miscounted the men!" every time something is worse than I expected.

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2025 mood.

Vault 108 door from Fallout 3.

What the fuuuuuuuck I missed this one hahaha hoooolly shit ogy you are ON this morning 🍽

holy FUCK 💀

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Me every time I am reminded of your age 💀: