jazzy j the realest

Yer da cheers during match of the day 2

Watching Grease why is John Travolta like that

i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives

if bluesky is the marketplace of ideas i am robbing innocent people on their way home from it

elon’s entire userbase left him like one of his wives

Appreciate this may not be a universally popular opinion but the less you treat BlueSky as a crusade or cause, and the more you position it as simply a superior user experience with a better governance approach, the more sustainable the growth will be.

What if this entire time this is just what John Travolta is doing and thats why he looks like that

concept : doing #promosky with a list of things that make you feel physically ill to find mortal enemies who fucking hate you

im going to be the first person on here to monetise posting and im going to spend the money on a fucking Real sword in real life

Reading the dictionary in a coffee shop in public so that everyone knows im Fucking Stupid

In the club drinking four monsters in a row i brought from home then cranking a backflip and landing on my neck in the smoking area

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

what?!?

if i found a genie im using those fucking wishes for a black ops ray gun and then two separate packets of cigarettes

i will reach levels of online guy that have only ever been seen in video essays . fuck you elon you mother fucker

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

It is with a heavy heart i announce that i am online and alive