Bev

Let that shit go.

-A memoir

someone lying in bed with two large orange cats, one oon each foot

living the dream

When one door closes leave it closed are you trying to heat the whole neighbourhood?

Friday night jinx?

Eating a grilled cheese before I get groceries. I ain’t no dummy.

Make the coffee stronger than the bullshit.

a yellow trail sign that reads "RATTLESNAKES MAY BE FOUND IN THIS AREA. GIVE THEM DISTANCE AND RESPECT"

treat women like you would treat rattlesnakes

♪don't go chasing wtf

It's like you don't even care that I hung glow in the dark stars on your bedroom ceiling for you

Dr. Funkenstein, he's the monster. His funk is the best.

Collecting antique forks.
Just for old tines sake.

When my library has a book sale, they put all their old books on a table. A table of contents, if you will.

that’s me in the corner
that’s me in the spotlight
smoking with my chicken

girls pointing at cat eating spaghetti meme, only they're all zombies girl says 'I buried you in a Cemetary' and the cat replies 'Sematary'.

all time best version of this meme

Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.

Be genuine or gtfo.

Poe me a cup of coffee before I go stark raven mad.

the grilled cheese sandwich is top tier gourmet and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

just woke up abruptly from an end-times dream only to realise we’re living in end times

Two sausage dogs wearing hot dog costumes

costumes arrived late but did NOT disappoint

ME: I want to talk to more people

ALSO ME: If another person talks to me, I'm going to nap for 700 years

perhaps we knew each other from before

you say bluesky,
i say dark cloud, silver lining.