Just wanted to make a cute retro TV joke on Threads but the bots canβt let me have nice things. They also canβt read.
27.04.2025 16:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@allisondore.bsky.social
Long form interviewer (SXM ch167); Founder Howl & Roar Records; cohost Brother Sister Podcast with Jon Dore
Just wanted to make a cute retro TV joke on Threads but the bots canβt let me have nice things. They also canβt read.
27.04.2025 16:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
31.03.2025 16:00 β π 29882 π 5236 π¬ 1019 π 507Ladies!! Tips on how to give a good BJ:
-open wide
-wider!
-unhinge your jaw
-swallow him whole
-take a nap to digest
-absorb his life force
-you're a snake god now
was watching The Residence (itβs amazing, watch it) and I was thinking if they ever try to reboot AbFab again they should cast Shelia the Butler. And then I realized the actressβs NAME IS EDWINA. Iβve cracked the code! (Also Edwina Findley is amazing, put her in everything)
30.03.2025 16:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The ACCURACY πππ
30.03.2025 11:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So mystified that apparently enough people still buy James Pattersonβs books that he can now just pick a celeb, put both their names on the cover, and then get a random third person to actually write the book.
29.03.2025 11:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0According to the NYT crossword, literally every genre of music is emo
26.03.2025 19:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump and Elon Musk sitting in a red Tesla. Trump is at the wheel leaning back with a grimace like heβs confused about whatβs happening and itβs making him angry or horny. Elon, in sunglasses, is in the passenger seat leaning forward while licking his teeth while half his face melts in real time like fresh glue poured from a bottle.
βGet in, loser, weβre crashing the stock market.β
11.03.2025 22:28 β π 941 π 133 π¬ 34 π 14Weβre all over the map on this one but the most important takeaway is that when you are referring to my intellectual capacity I prefer if you call it my βlady brainβ not my βwoman brainβ.
11.03.2025 22:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like it wasnβt made fully clear to me just how much of middle age involves bags of ice and heating pads
09.03.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fairfield, CT tonight!!!!! W @jackiekashian.bsky.social! We are almost there in a Chevy Malibu! shucommunitytheatre.showare.com/eventperform... If no $, LMK at ariamaamfordba@gmail and Iβll get you in!
08.03.2025 19:04 β π 80 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0RECOMMENDATIONS PLEASE! I need songs that jack you up! Iβm looking for anthems, building crescendos, inspiring lyrics- think This Is Me from The Greatest Showman (Keala Settle π₯π₯π₯)
youtu.be/Rj4Yu9Utdw0?...
Hi, Iβm new here! Iβm a long form interviewer (The Breakdown M-F 3-5pm ET SiriusXM ch 167); I run a comedy record label (Howl & Roar) and I have a podcast with my brother, comedian Jon Dore (Brother Sister Podcast).
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