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@johnackerman.bsky.social

I like dogs, cats, snark and navy stuff. Hobbies including over-thinking, under-thinking, and procrastination. Expatriate Vermonter in Mass.

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Again, we cite Betteridge's law.

14.07.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Betteridge's law passes another test.

14.07.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is Seth Moulton owed an apology about his statements on transgender athletes in women’s sports now that so many publicly agree? - The Boston Globe Suddenly, Moulton has all kinds of company from big name Democratic politicians about trans athletes playing in women's sports.

No.
(see "Betteridge's law")

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/03/11/n...

12.03.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fortune cookie:
"Cherish the moments you have with friends."
Me:
Jokes on you, idiot, I have no friends.

21.12.2024 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coincidently, I've changed from looking for boat plans online to tumbrels.

16.12.2024 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine when this guy hears about chiropractors.

08.12.2024 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Boyfriend checking out passing girl meme
Boyfriend: Me doing any Advent Of Code part 2
Girlfriend: Find an optimal solution
passing girl: Brute force it for ten hours

Boyfriend checking out passing girl meme Boyfriend: Me doing any Advent Of Code part 2 Girlfriend: Find an optimal solution passing girl: Brute force it for ten hours

Advent of Code is back!

06.12.2024 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Also, thank you for the books.

05.12.2024 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a great shot! Thank you!

23.11.2024 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Them: No regrets!
Me: No, regrets.

23.11.2024 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Staying up late to watch the user count hit 22 million.

23.11.2024 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to 280 was the worst idea in Twitter (pre-dumbass era).
Channel your inner Vonnegut.

16.11.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Close up of a happy gray and tan cat face.

Close up of a happy gray and tan cat face.

This is Luna. We lost her last night to cancer. She liked sunlight, belly rubs and sitting on my keyboard when I was supposed to be working. She once caught a mouse but believed in catch and release. She was a good cat.

26.08.2023 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there any chance that this guy might actually be an imbecile?

21.08.2023 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

J. Geils
Outkast
Huey Lewis and the News
New York Dolls

Showing my age, I guess.

19.08.2023 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neat! My town in south east Mass just had its second tornado touchdown of the summer. This one was not nearly far enough away.

18.08.2023 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Map of Lake Michigan labeled as Antarctica, showing cities of Michigan and Wisconsin.

Map of Lake Michigan labeled as Antarctica, showing cities of Michigan and Wisconsin.

Milwaukee, Antarctica

09.08.2023 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Baldur's Gate 3 day to all who celebrate!

Also to those who celebrate the other thing with the arrest.

03.08.2023 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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