Brian Nilsen

'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Star Mike Nelson on His Return to the Satellite of Love Mike Nelson is returning to Mystery Science Theater's Satellite of Love for new episodes after a 27 year absence.

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Anytime the topic of Huell Howser comes up I’m obligated to tell the story whereupon I, 27 years ago, saw him at CBS shipping & receiving, hands on hips, looking around, mouth agape, saying with absolutely pure, unvarnished awe to literally no one, “So THIS is where alllllll the mail comes.”

ChatGPT promised to help her find her soulmate. Then it betrayed her ChatGPT sent screenwriter Micky Small down a fantastical rabbit hole. Now, she's finding her way out.

Just a reminder that ChatGPT cannot betray anyone because it doesn’t have feelings or motives or thoughts

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

@wired.com When I subscribed to the digital edition last year, the confirmation email I got said it'd renew at $29.99 annually. I just went to renew and it says $79.99. Any reason for the $50 price increase?

GODDAMN IT CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION I AM TRYING TO WRITE THE RUNDOWN FOR A LEGAL PODCAST CAN YOU SLOW DOWN THE LAWLESSNESS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.

nazi bitches get kicked out of bars

Yes his brain is both smooth and worm-eaten. But also in his world anything short of death is fine, and even death is just like ugh why are we still talking about this

PSA: at the back of the store, the real flu shot is free.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

This image contains the Day-Night Band (NCC) product from the S-NPP weather satellite from 07:38 UTC on 2026-02-02.

Moonlight illuminates recently fallen snow across the Mid-Atlantic states.

Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Last night, at least one federal agent shot me multiple times w/ pepper balls in my leg after they dispersed hundreds of protesters away from the MDC driveway on Alameda Street in DTLA. I was covering the protest for @lataco.bsky.social. This is the 2nd time I've been shot by the feds since June.

Troublemaker is my middle name.

He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.

Elon Musk • * * @elonmusk • 16h Of course. They are trying to deflect responsibility to me from the truly guilty. I have NOT been to any of Epstein's party, his plane or his island. But many others have. Those who have committed serious crimes need to be prosecuted. 4.2K L7 6.4K • 50K ıhl 11M Snake Eater @TruthNotAShow 贝 X.com 企 The TRULY guilty are THOSE WHO TRAFFICKED THE CHILDREN, Not the "buyers" !!!!! 5:27PM • 1/31/26 • 43K Views

It’s great when Elon Musk fans try to help

What about if it’s like 500 times

The first time I read this, I was wondering why Stephen Miller was suddenly extolling the virtues of America. Took me forever to realize this was supposed to be a criticism.

Yeah, I think it's not the undocumented immigrants here that have all the homes by me being bought up at about $1.5 million and flipped into $4.5 million McMansions.

The cast of SCTV

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.

S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing

This headline is all the review I need. Beautifully said.

Our boss likes your vibe and wanted to ask:

@reptedlieu.bsky.social I don't think your telephone town hall worked tonight, or at least it didn't for me. Never got a call to join.

This is great! You're the reason I ended up subscribing to Rolling Stone, sorry I can't say the same here as I'm already subscribed to Wired. Congrats!

RFK looking at his trunk