Not Andy Jassy

Unfortunately Jeff Bezos has fatally injured his neck while trying to suck his own d#ck. The funeral service will take place at the Spheres tomorrow. Please note that this event will not be catered, but BYOB is allowed. RIP

Tech billionaires Bezos and Zuckerberg join Trump for pre-inauguration service Top tech billionaires including some who were critics of Trump during his first term attend the pre-inauguration service.

Makes me question monotheism for sure! 🙏

69,420 PIPs

Diversity, equity, AND inclusion?! 🤮

Happy RTO5 start day! We don't expect any less.

Amazon to contribute $1 million to Trump’s inauguration fund. Meta is also donating $1M Amazon is planning to donate $1 million to President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration fund. A company spokesperson confirmed Thursday evening that the e-commerce giant will also stream Trump's inaugu...

Hey, do you like buying things? Because we found a place for that money. 💩

AMZN stock hit its all time high today! RTO worked! Yummy!

Jeff Bezos, a Past Trump Foe, Is Optimistic About a Second Term The Amazon founder said he saw signs of a “calmer” Donald J. Trump on the eve of his return to the White House.

Trump has "grown" over the last 8 years. Such wise words! Here's to more government money for Bezos rocket ships! 🥾👅🚀

Peccy knows it's fine.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

I saw on Blind that someone by the name of "ass peccy" posted that Amazon has a Day 2 culture. Consider yourself PIP'd!

Returning to office 5 days a week is my secret weapon in the AI wars.

Amazon makes it harder for disabled employees to work from home The company recently told employees with disabilities that it was implementing a more rigorous vetting process for remote work requests.

It is important for all disabled employees to come into the office, because reasons.

Accused of violating worker rights, SpaceX and Amazon go after labor board SpaceX and Amazon are asking the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals to find the National Labor Relations Board unconstitutional. The federal agency is tasked with enforcing workers' right to organize.

SpaceX and Amazon are asking the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals to find the National Labor Relations Board unconstitutional. The federal agency is tasked with enforcing workers' right to organize.

Congratulations on the results of the election! 👢 😋