Kore-cicle ❄️🥶

*sees a sappy tweet*

I remember when I felt hope

This is so sweet, thank you 😭😍

Thank you, love 🥰

That (and you and of course G) have been what are keeping me level. I'm so grateful that I got the time with him that I did. He is greatly missed and my lap has never felt colder. Pet loss suuuuuuucks 🥲

Thank you 🥲💔

Skrewball, a ginger tabby cat who has recently found the end of his 9th life.

This is Skrewball. He passed away on Monday. I miss him terribly and I'm devastated. I don't have a last picture or a favorite, but just came across this one he managed to take and I'm overcome with happy tears. Thank you for choosing me, you absolute menace. It was an honor knowing you.

Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.

And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.

I dunno.

Fuck your ai memes.

'I'm not saying I suffer from a connective tissue disorder but I just threw out my back while dislocating my shoulder MyBodylSTryingTokillMe.com

This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Well looks like you're screwed for brain power, may as well smoke?

Time to get custody of the family brain cell then

Same, but the boobs give it a different meaning 😂

My brain is in bitch mode, I'm trying to tame it 😂

Love hate relationship with the pussy, eh? - my sassy pants initial response

Aww, kitty will be fine for 15 minutes 😂

Telling my cat the time has changed and he's not getting dinner any earlier makes for one grumpy pussy.

Ooh, what are we calling it?

the shitposting, it’s coming from inside the house

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

carpe peeem

200 pack family value rolling cones

Can we take a moment to appreciate the "family value" pack of rolling cones?

CBD is decaf weed.

Mine probably ate my wolves for breakfast now it's time for second breakfast 🤣

I’m “Blockbuster and relax” years old.

Cath bag

That's MRS. Bing Bong to you!

When you tell your waxer "just leave a strip on each side"

If you’re happy about SNAP benefits being cut & are going to church this morning you’re neither a Christian nor a good person. You’re a heartless cunt.

My condolences on this difficult time 💖

Stay back, I have mood poisoning, don't want you to catch it.