Giggle Tits, Esq.

[quietly tries to open a can of beer]
driving instructor: what was that

I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated

just got back from my shift at the dick sucking factory and nobody knew you there. no one has even heard of you. they say the house you live in has been abandoned for decades. so i looked you up online and — bro, i found your obituary. it says you died in 1963 bro

I'm not encouraging you to keep procrastinating for a few more years but I'm not saying not to do that, either. (I still haven't filed for 2022, don't take my advice.)

I got like five years behind on federal taxes and when I finally got caught up I filled out the 1040 by hand and mailed it in, hoping they'd think that there was something wrong with me (there is). I included a letter saying that I'd figure out a payment plan. It was several thousand? Nobody cared!

Wait hold on I feel like there must be an age cutoff for this

Unless I completely misunderstand the post, which is entirely possible, in which case please IGNORE MEEE

It feels very off to me, like a bad actor intentionally trying to create in-fighting.

with relish ❤️