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I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him Chicago number one in da world, baby!

A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures! 🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo

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Imagining a boot stamping on a human face forever and easily rotating it in three dimensions with my high IQ. Still up and moving around, taking nourishment.

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I'm the socialist boat dad

Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat

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i just wanna grill for god’s sake! link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive location: Indiana pronouns in bio: he/him

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