@peopleamiright.bsky.social
“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here” - carved on the base of the Statue of Liberty, probably “No amount of evidence will persuade an idiot” -Mark Twain
Ha Ha, Ha Ha, ha ha, lives
18.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fair
18.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t take it personal when people don’t like my stuff because I assume you never saw it because I only work weekends
17.10.2025 23:32 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Most of it
17.10.2025 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The edible stoles all my energies
17.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I have zero moneys. I guess I’ll have to stick to normal human Janelle. *kicks rock*
17.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You did a nice job wiping the Caulk off the tile. Real clean like
17.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry I repost everyone. I just want to be loved.
17.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 65 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 0
Top panel: a family of four white people. A father, a mother, a little girl and a baby all naked with pumpkins covering them while sitting on bales of hay Bottom panel: a black man looks at a a magazine called White People with a judgmental face
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17.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 59 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 1Where the fuck do ideas even come from?
17.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0I’m sooo uncreative that when I see what people think up and create my face must look like a kid who’s seeing magic for the first time.
17.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0One day I’ll accidentally tell a human being what’s actually going on in my life, but this will do until then 5⭐️
17.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0literally no need for this
the protesters were just standing there, not causing any problems. then here come the police, causing problems.
I need @govpritzker.illinois.gov to tell these goons to go home. And if he can't or won't do so, I need to know that, too.
What, can’t someone have a little nervous breakdown in their car as a treat?
17.10.2025 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You holding?
17.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Financial planner: what are your savings goals?
Me: *shows them this skeet*
Never let them see that you’re having a nervous breakdown
15.10.2025 13:18 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1POW!
13.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In interview: Yes, here are diagnosis or as I like to call them my “strengths”
13.10.2025 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I still do the hip thrusts to confuse
13.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When people say “hey you’re a machine” or the like for how much I work I just tell them “it’s all in the anxiety” like Chubbs saying it’s all in the hips from Happy Gilmore
13.10.2025 21:44 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I need this
11.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Runs wish
11.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kitty cat in the shadows watching me, just seeing what I’m up to or possibly plotting my murder. Who knows?!?
Ominous
11.10.2025 04:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mr Rogers was probably a really generous lover
10.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 157 🔁 41 💬 12 📌 1Ask for Fantasic 4 movies while you’re at it please
10.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂😂😂
10.10.2025 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come on it’s easy. I give you one serotonin and in return you give me one serotonin.
Stop making it complicated
