@sf49.bsky.social
I am the son and heir of nothing in particular.
Somewhere out there is a person named William Nilly.
02.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butt
17.01.2026 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it "for fuck's sake" or "for fuck sake?"
I need to get this marriage proposal just right.
Dana Gould opening for Jake Johanson
Laughed so hard it hurt.
Is your son Niles Crane?
08.01.2026 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How were Vecna's last words not "and I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
06.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sexy singles IN YOUR AREA want YOU to leave them alone!
16.12.2025 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pronouncing "Bluesky" like "Brewski."
27.11.2025 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A classical musician named Phil Harmonic
11.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I heard they had a lot of bars in there
29.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I put on my pants the same way as everybody else.
Being ordered to by a policeman.
Everyone you know was once a stranger.
Then things got ruined.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
She emphatically did not.
A good stage name for a rock n roll musician would be Adam Baum.
14.07.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh fuck. It's Frazier and Niles!
10.07.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The most fearsome predator in the sea is karate shark, the shark who knows karate.
08.07.2025 18:24 — 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Gaining our independence from England was the worst mistake we ever made.
We could have had health care, gun control and cool accents.
No Kings
Just Queens
Well, I'm no mathematician but something doesn't add up here.
09.06.2025 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A vampire who wears women's clothing
Dragula.
"Hmm, this burgers pretty good but it needs more bread."
--guy who invented the Big Mac
*at a wine tasting *
I'm getting notes of grape with grapey undertones and hints of. . . grape?
Ah. My delivery of skeets has arrived!
20.05.2025 17:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm so white I celebrate Cinco de Mayonnaise
05.05.2025 18:05 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0A skeleton that plays baseball
Barry Bones
Bill Cosby?
29.04.2025 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A 1930s themed French restaurant: The Crepes of Wrath
23.04.2025 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Would you?
20.04.2025 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Monterey Jackson 5
14.04.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
