Degenerate Geometry

let's even things up by showing the #duality of Robo

Doug Manchego, Private Investigator:

I've never tried the cheese, ok
Stop fucking asking about the cheese and let me investigate stuff for you!

This is what's on a billboard in my mind at the moment. THIS is the power of imagination

Pic of my all-black, beautiful cat as he is limned by late-winter evening sun but it is taken at the moment he closed his mouth from a big yawn. He looks like a twisted beastgoblin from a low-budget 70s monster movie with glistening fangs and his eyes all scrunched up and uneven his right eyelid is lazily half-open

Friday

Btw "shit" is our word for "shite"

I feel here we might say "by accident" but only if the outcome was beneficial? Like, if there is an accident and it leads you to find a treasure just then I would say i found the treasure by accident but if i found a toilet full of shit then it's on accident

Ya, i like "on"

What would you have said before? Just curious

If you’re pure of heart you can eat as much raw flour as you want

Angel numbers are The Way. Popcorn is 222. Veggie breakfast sausage patties are 55. Heating up leftovers is 111 or 222

Season 5 of Malcolm in the Middle is so bad. After 5 seasons i still don't know how old Dewey is. In every season he behaves like a 4yo and like an 11yo randomly from episode to episode

Shipwrecked on the Rizzolian Isles and everyone is screaming at me in a very rough, gravely Angie Harmon-esque voice to "get my boat outta Southie, jamook"

I continue to be fascinated by the phenomenon whereby an expert engages with any of the LLMs on their field of expertise and is instantly horrified by the wrong answers, and then goes on to use it for things they are not experts in as though it won’t be just as bad for those.

Boston's Rizzolian Isles are beautiful this time of year

Sweet bone basket

Time to rob from the rich and give to the poor

Father Earth gives you your new name (voiced)

Now! Of all times! Read the room Dick3!

The comdex90 is the comedy index of 1990. These were the funniest people on the planet in 1990. Hats off to this rogue crew. Many died from laughter

Harmpit

What do you think he said to them?

Wife: What? Who?

The guy from Train when he said he was calling all angels. What do you think he said to all the angels?

Im gone 90 minutes and you've done "cubic stankonia"?

[comforting you as you puke into a storm drain] this is exactly why i started my newsletter

lino print of a black raven with its mouth wide open

I’VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!

This feels true

Anything over 1080p 30fps is frosting unless you're doing gaming videos or things with a lot of fast movement or INTRICATE detail

For japanese i use Wanikani for vocab and jisho dot com for dictionary (in addition to my actual dictionary) jisho let's you draw the kanji/radical to look words up but you have to know the stroke order

entry for a "mural" (big printed thing) project at Bradley university. it didn't get selected but here it is

Tell that to @johncullen.bsky.social

I don't even know how old people function. Where is my mom going to find such low-resolution gifs? Why is there an.....ellipses....after every single thought.....why is your text message double-spaced? How did you make a literal jpg as your email address?