every AI image should be watermarked with the prompt that produced it

Grand Street Taco Bell is roughly as cursed, after like 10PM all items are banned from vegetables besides lettuce and there's minimum three people simultaneously blasting low bitrate music from their phone

Just walked home from work through greenpoint. Every time i passed another person it was another whimsical interaction. Bros throwing snowballs at hornet's nests, polish lady digging out her rowhome, lady in full high heels for some reason

It's so pleasant outside!

Suga Free Street Gospel, full album

Apparently every coffee shop has a disheveled looking guy who rips an entire pot worth of drip whilst feverishly reading. I am now that guy at my local 👍

Thank you for saying this. I always watch my sitcoms at 1.75x so I can laugh more

Good Time

The article is lovely but also it's really funny, conceptually, for Playboy to be a substack.

"slop" is a term that is truly not enough for the moment. AI outputs (does not rise to the level of "content") are much more like nightmares from pre-consciousness

I was wondering how they would even ticket a car that is buried under three feet of snow, like logistically. Wrap a ticket in plastic then jam it in the space between the front&back doors?

It's sort of funny that most people watch a much stupider version of Quibi for hours a day

Newsmax 2 is awesome, conceptually. I hope they keep making further Newsmaxes that are funhouse simulacra of the main. I could host at Newsmax 5

They're fine as long as I'm allowed to take a ride on it if it's on the way

Alec Baldwin

in the senate

Me and my squadron are mass shooting natty lights...to get through this freaking movie.... **real time with bill maher music plays**

Makes sense. I had just figured someone like Coogler or Fleck/Boden had the sauce (critical support, fanbase, etc) to make those decisions (also Black Panther kept the DP?)

Wouldn't directors be able to assert themselves on color grading? It's pretty central to the final product, and a lot of Marvel directors are considered to be "auteurs" or whatever

#4 is honestly more important, looking ahead to November

Is there literally any plan for dealing with snow blocking your stations? The service has been largely unusable for over a week, and I've spent hours digging out docks about half the time I use citibike

The best system is when the mods and users have a constant undulating current of hate, with occasional ruptures resulting in mods being shifted, or side forums being established. Produces lore

She should do a filibuster reciting the entire Fiery Furnaces catalog

Chotiner locking in the Pulitzer for Outstanding Achievement in Morally Justified Bullying

Can't wait to hear what incoming Senator DaBaby (R-NC) cosponsors in the 2027 session!

Are you going with Gaucho at #1? What's your Steely tier list?

A French judge explains how Trump sent people from the US Embassy to try to intimidate her during Marine Le Pen's trial for embezzlement — something they've done to other judges around the world

They are -absolutely- going to punish our economy, though. Even without risking military action, the EU has a lot of government capacity (which the US does not have) that knows how to concentrate economic pain on the US

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

100%. Would not want any needless variables for those frenetic scenes where Sandler's getting tailed by the security guys