Gonna put this on the black flanders beat

It's sort of sick that republicans are accidentally Heightening The Contradictions of the private health insurance system

I am sous vide-ing some wild turkey in pigeon shit so if a senator ever comes into my job they can enjoy a trully shitty manhattan

Do you think my mans was enjoying some of that Pablo Escobar

If they're going <10mph I don't care, if they're actually moving it's really bad

Do you need a bartender king

NYC is the most European city. Both make you pay to pee. NYC just does it de facto by making you buy a little coffee or pastry to use the bathroom

might just be "on one" tomorrow

It's really, REALLY critical that he hits 50%. He needs a mandate to follow through with these plans. Recent history of left governments winning with a narrow plurality has been ,,,,,bad

I think it's good to confront sociopathic driving behavior, especially in NYC, where there are other people on the street (so they can't just assault you). I regularly criticize drivers when they park on the bike lane next to an open parking spot, blow through red lights, etc, and they're receptive!

It's gonna stymie the generational transition of power when there's a searchable digital record of younger people's political transformations, but not of their elders. My only friends who are interested in elected office deleted their social media years ago

But also this started before Basquiat even died. Warhol, Mary Boone, et al, attempted to make him a financial asset from the jump.

Even Julian Schnabel's (excellent) biopic heavily implies how Basquiat's commercialization leads him to dissociate

This type of stuff is gonna lead to some fun court precedents

**me kayaking into it thinking it's the beginning of an elaborate water park ride** ah shit

Realized that even though my job is luxury cocktail server, I'm functionally just doing crowdwork half the time

Last night we were at a dinner party in clinton hill–she googlecast it on the living room TV. when wario finished while screaming WAAHHH everyone pointed at me and laughed and then I spilled pet nat on my overalls

Every time Joe Pesci has to pay off a gambling debt, another UCB lifer loses their shot to earn a lifetime retirement and the chance to form an esoteric Swedish-style clowning academy

As a victim of AI p*rnography (my girlfriend regularly sends Sora videos of me getting gagged and double boinked from behind by Wario and Waluigi) I agree with your ethical concerns 😔

Remembering how my ex would drink everclear soda at the function because it's "the least calories"

It's not easy to get reporting of armed forces members while they're on duty for pretty obvious reasons

If I close my eyes long enough, 3D Pinball Space Cadet serenely suffuses my visual field

Legitimately how much would it cost to make it so i can comprehend the MTA subway announcements

Have realized my abiding type is Guy Who Goes Out With Doctors And Lawyers Because He Can Hang But Isn't One Of Them

This will just make everyone play casual phone games

Geese show at The Lot is the new version of MGMT at McCarren

Do directors have that much control over their film titles?

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"17th-Century Cancel Culture"

I feel like Pencil Factory 2.0 will be a simulacra of itself

equating personal weakness with drug addiction is a pretty right-wing-coded premise though?