Kevin

This is a comic about what Cool Spot is doing in 2024. Told in four parts. Panel one: An aged Cool Spot is woken by his alarm. He looks like absolute shit. Panel two: He puts on his comedically giant sunglasses but they bring him no joy. There is nothing funny about his life in 2024. Panel three: The once moderately popular 7UP mascot makes himself coffee and lights a cigarette. The threat of smoking related illnesses means nothing to him. Does he even have lungs? Panel four: Looking forlornly out of the window of his trailer park home, Cool Spot fantasises about killing Sonic the Hedgehog with a shovel

what happened to 90s video game star COOL SPOT?? This four part comic has the answer

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Endorsed

It’s close, but (on my version least) the it still caps every word. Then it underlines words that shouldn’t have been capped (For, In, And etc…)

It knows it’s wrong but does it anyway!

Instead of AI can we just make Word know how to change cases for a title?

Nope….

I’ve not bothered watching House of Guinness but I’ve heard it’s the new Peaky Blinders so I’ll just give it a few years and see what the dullards are dressing up as for their second marriage and get the gist from that.

So…. Did Katy Perry do ballet or is the whole thing just a joke based on Avril Lavigne’s Skater Boy?

Shameful…….. not a poppy in sight

Wait, what? There’s a book of starship troopers?

That’s never going to work, we shouldn’t egg you on

When I was 17 I brought my (now husband) home to my GP mother. Her hobby was asking my friends if they were constipated and I begged her, BEGGED HER not to with him. So she asked if he had ever experienced rectal bleeding.

Don’t do that and you’ll be fine.

Not as pleased as Coventry University Netball Team

Yes, I’m questioning the scientific validity somewhat

I got ‘normie’

That third shoe in the pair on the bottom shelf is quite wild too

I often think it must be nice being a dentist - everyone brushes their teeth before visiting you.

Then I remember people don’t go poking around in each other’s mouths so much in other settings.

I’ve not seen The Brutal or The Brutaler, can I jump straight into The Brutalist?
#BAFTA

My son’s attempt to make a Japanese dessert has failed - but he HAS made the best non-Newtonian liquid I have ever seen!

Thank you!

There’s no limit, just go for it!

Foisin Duck?

😳

Agamemnon is also under construction now

This is the single most undignified photo of a dog I’ve ever seen. I hope he gets his own back.

Our children were one of the other teams - they won 2/3 games in our annual competition. There were, of course, many structural issues that benefited them in hidden ways (aside from Fliss essentially supporting a whole other team)

Just. Aim. Lower.

The auto-fire kill-streak reward made them easy to mow down