Roll for Sanity

If they can afford to buy it, they can afford to run it

I donate to free sites, to keep them free. A one time "I love your site and use it all the time, so here's some money for your hard work" seems polite

This is for small, independent creators

Companies can kick rocks

Tbf they treated me well after I left

My dad passed during my last week at the company

During my 2 months of severance they covered my health insurance like I was still an employee. They offered it on their own

That C level got swept out when they acquired another company and good riddance

My unemployment claim. I suggested they put my termination reason as reorg but they said it wasn't true

The state found that since they never filled my open position I was let go due to reorg

So that's another reason for me to stay mad. I abide, they didn't

More info why they cut me a check with an NDA

I'm a triple threat when it comes to employment laws - age, gender, disability. He repeatedly crossed the lines on all 3

It was time for me to leave anyway. Negotiating with legal worked for me

They broke the agreement by trying to deny

I couldn't convert the cash to check b/c I didn't have access to a bank account where he lived

There was nothing illegal about it. It was an inheritance & there's no legal limit on how much you can carry for domestic travel

That doesn't stop them from stealing it, saying it was used for a crime

TSA’s ‘secret policy’ sees agents seize travelers’ money A WOMAN who had her elderly dad’s life savings seized before a flight has taken the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) to court. Rebecca Brown, who has joined a class action lawsuit…

My dad's estate included his cash stash. I had to transport my portion on my flight home & knew TSA steals/confiscates cash

I did it by layering the bills into the pistol case I was also taking. They can't legally open those

The money made it home safe

www.the-sun.com/news/1596042...

I'm happy when people find relief from pain, pretty much no matter what it is

I always find that pain relief to do chores comes back later to collect its due. Then the temptation is more pain relief. It a dangerous cycle to follow

And now I'm off to do more errands than I should, then chores

It's been almost 5 years and I'm still mad at a nepo hire misogynistic C level who demanded that I make it so he could read my Outlook calendar

He had no business reason to know what I was doing at that level, just a nosy controlling fuck

He's the reason I left with severance, so I wouldn't sue

One of my favorites (SFW edition)

hmpg.net

I was on a flight when the first plane hit & at my location in the lobby to see the second plane hit

They didn't tell us anything on the plane or in the airport

Related - this is why I put my security question answers in my password manager. Because I too can't remember them half the time

Trump guys finding out the dating pool is a puddle for them and they DO NOT LIKE IT

My good pain meds are prescribed and I'm very glad to have them. I also know I'm very lucky to have a doctor who will prescribe them

I'm well beyond the cannabis stage, even if it were legal my "We want to be Mississippi" state

I try to use them sparingly so I don't lose access

I get my bar soap from a local shop - all natural goat milk stuff that my skin likes

They make liquid soap but I don't see the need for it

I remember a blog that did paint reviews and one measure was "Taste"

Once again I'm taking my good pain meds so I can do chores. I'll pay for it later but I'll do it in clean clothes with clean dishes

I'm beginning to think this is the start of how and why I'll use them. Not to get some relief so I can rest but to dull the chronic pain so I can do the bare minimum

The made up scenario typical to basement dwellers still yelling at their mothers for buying the wrong flavor of Mountain Dew

Highlander 2. I had a free ticket and still wanted my money back

Started a union, didya?

I did too well and had popcorn left at the end of the movie

Made it to the previews. Good enough

Testing my willpower by not eating popcorn until the movie starts

Tasty, tasty popcorn

Butter flavor grease

I'm going to fail miserably

What idiot didn't include the most important measurement - hat circumference?

(Quoted for semi-serious answer on a joke post)

Me: I've been working on an idea for a comic series!

Friend: That's exactly what's in [popular movie I haven't seen]

Me: *sound of crumpling paper with sad_trombone.mp3 in the background*

What the hell. Maybe we need a boardwipe right about now

I'm not much of a switch but I'm pretty sure I'd be getting him to beg in a very short amount of time

Maybe that's what he really wants but needs someone to take the lead/leash?

I dunno

I'm slightly concerned that there's commercial versions of these. That means there's a large enough market for genitalia shaped waffles, somewhere

My mind also goes to cream cheese glaze for the penis ones and cherry sauce for the vaginas

Aww. My cat jumps up and smacks me in the face until I rearrange myself to her liking

Dogs vs cats

Newsom's been good on social media for mocking the Truth Social posts

He's not good for anything else

The only people who have a problem with this are the elitist excrement and those reliant on said elitist excrement not being put in jail