Andy?

mevvqrtwgyr five dollars??!!!? get outta here…

I saw a sign that said free parking and I thought it said tax the Jews

young republicans have gary larson phenotype

I usually scroll and scroll and feel worse and worse until I see a nice video of a dog and then I log off

Headline: TRUMP DEPLOYS SECRET POLICE ACROSS NATION

Democratic senator: Mr. Trump it's no "secret" you've forgotten the middle class

When a product boasts MADE WITH REAL CHEESE, I find that it does not have the reassuring effect that the manufacturer is going for. It’s like having your pilot come on mid-flight to say “I HAVE flown a plane before, you know“

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

It’s bullshit that my tv never once tuned into a super villain who had taken over every channel just to send a message to their nemesis.

Hunter’s March made me quit playing

The B makes it kosher

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroi

🎶Almost heaven,
ANV V\EF0INA🎶

[ERROR]: Your revolution cannot be televised because it is not in the correct format.

I got to that part this afternoon and thought “well someone is going to superimpose this over metal gear soon.”

You’re just the New York Post now

not sure why only the worst bastards alive are allowed to be in charge of everything. but i guess it's been like six or seven thousand years of that so who am i to argue

It’s not weird to think that software literally called “welcome tour” should be bundled in with the $450 device it “welcomes” you to. And implying that thinking that way is anti-worker is pretty ridiculous

“If you dislike someone’s content you should subscribe to it”

This is a photo you find in Silent Hill

Killing all gaming media on the eve of a big console launch and a few months before what will likely be the biggest video game of all time is smart and well thought-out business from people that definitely do not spend all day eating their own shit.

I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux

My son is also named Murrio

Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.

“Our client, who was in the middle of seeking asylum, just disappeared.”

Lindsay Toczylowski represents 31-year-old Andry, a gay makeup artist from Venezuela who was flown to a notorious prison by the Trump administration after seeking asylum in the U.S.

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The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity