@cygnus5.bsky.social
not a hayseed
Can't decide if the worst thing about cruises is the white people with corn rows or the mass food poisoning.
12.12.2025 12:51 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0oh look! a hamster wheel
*jumps on
Happy Taylor Swift End of an Era Day to those who celebrate
12.12.2025 13:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you met me at a very depeche mode time in my life
12.12.2025 03:36 β π 50 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Hobbies include watching animal rescue videos and crying.
11.12.2025 21:22 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Precisely
11.12.2025 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My uncke Rick passed away this morning.
When he was young Rick worked in the local record shop and had a friend named Brian James, who had a local band name Bastard. Rick played him some US Punk type bands, MC5, Iggy and the stooges, and others. This is before Punk existed.
Had a nice chat with the guy cashing me out at our local hardware store. We talked about the Pats, screen repair, and the gimp chained to a radiator down in the basement
11.12.2025 14:53 β π 80 π 19 π¬ 7 π 1Closing all my open browser tabs would fix me
11.12.2025 15:25 β π 98 π 31 π¬ 7 π 1Memories, ked
11.12.2025 00:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh my God, these cookies are terrible.
*eats 3 more*
This haircut looks like Iβll be wearing scarves for the next 3-6 months
10.12.2025 20:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And the cars on Route One π€£
10.12.2025 20:56 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0So hereβs my ladle
Feed me maybe
Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
I have a Ph.D in Tile
10.12.2025 20:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We all have that one miserable friend and Iβm it.
10.12.2025 16:44 β π 69 π 21 π¬ 1 π 1I told everyone we broke up because he was jealous of my cats
08.12.2025 12:22 β π 274 π 47 π¬ 3 π 0
This work Β© 2025 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International
10.12.2025 01:39 β π 104 π 16 π¬ 1 π 2
My Spotify Listening Age is 765
When you're super into lute solos
10.12.2025 16:52 β π 192 π 39 π¬ 6 π 0If you bring applesauce into the theatre, please be certain you exit the theatre with applesauce.
10.12.2025 17:01 β π 11 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0No one came to my pity party. Surprise, surprise.
10.12.2025 15:52 β π 35 π 12 π¬ 4 π 0People who rear end people for no reason: have you thought about not doing that?
10.12.2025 12:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My kidβs gonna teach me how to do Microsoft Excel so I can finally figure out whoβs zoominβ who
09.12.2025 22:47 β π 128 π 42 π¬ 9 π 1I have neither the space nor the time for your continuum.
06.08.2025 16:02 β π 298 π 120 π¬ 4 π 0I am both hot and cold at the same time, like a human piece of microwaved lasagna.
10.12.2025 11:56 β π 20 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Definite vibe killer
09.12.2025 23:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no, my SILs mad at me
09.12.2025 13:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like it would be a nice way to escape conversations. Ooos sorry I need a cigarette. Be back in a minute. But I wouldnβt come back.
09.12.2025 13:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have a daily mail subscription if you need me to share trashy articles.
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