Henrik

Am I doing it right?

Book cover for ‘Never Whistle at Night: An Indigenous Dark Fiction Anthology’ Edited by Shane Hawk and Theodore C. Van Alst Jr. Cover depicts various creepy things such as eyeballs and teeth, set amongst critters, snakes, flowers, dream catchers, and an ominous set of yellow eyes

Now Reading: Never Whistle at Night

I wanted to kick off spooky season with a bang, and I felt confident about this horror anthology written by Native authors. And bang it does.

No skips, all bangers, each unique, wrapping me up in a blanket of unease and eeriness from the go. Highly recommend.

Why am I so tired and sluggish today? Am I getting sick?

🧠: You took medication that causes drowsiness as a side effect.

No… must be something else

Tuesday Wisdom from a Dumb Bitch:

If there’s one thing that definitely works it’s mandating culture from the top down. And if you don’t believe that, well, I’m ordering you to

Cut to me telling the weather forecast to ‘fuck off’ whenever I see any highs over 70°.

Forgot my headphones at home. This is going to be a long day 😑

I’ve got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is pulling up the waist of my pants because this belt sucks

My August reads (yes/no/maybe)
- Dungeon Crawler Carl (yes)
- Buffalo Hunter Hunter (hell yes)
- The Salt Stones (yes)
- Rejection (tentative yes)
- Artificial Wisdom (YES)

The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.

A short, quick training to round out the rest of the day. Hoping and praying that the brevity of this will not result in them trying to do an icebreaker exercise. Please, please… 🤞

I think I already know the answer to this but should I read Shogun before I watch the Hulu series?

Small town art event tonight. Nice to see so many local artists and businesses active in the community :)
I found out at the bar area I’m still not a fan of rosé despite trying it and hoping each time it will be different

My local library is having a book sale this Friday and I cannot wait.

Good news: we upgraded to a riding lawn mower!
PSA: also clear areas you brush mowed of logs and branches that may have been obscured by fallen grass clippings 🥴

All is well and good but ima I thought I ran over a boulder for a minute

I saw somebody on TikTok using the word 'slopper' as a slur for people who use ChatGPT, and that's a thing we should start doing.

Cover for ‘I Who Have Never Known Men’ depicts a ladder emerging from a square hole in the ground. Above the ladder is a gold diamond. In the background: some mountains and a crescent moon.

I Who Have Never Known Men - Jacqueline Harpman

Exceeded expectations and left me wanting more. This book holds its secrets and answers questions sparingly, the whole time you’re full of wonder and hope for these mysterious women and their peculiar circumstances. Beautifully written.

5/5 Stars

Once again I find my first work task of the day to be trig. I again apologize to all the math teachers I told I would never use this. 🥴

We begin our spell work with a Basic incantation:
“Live. Laugh. Love.
In ex ha ha le le
I am enough.
In ex ha ha le le.”

NYT in 1944:

Clearly the Nazis don't plan to kill all the Jews in the world because after all the phrase above Auschwitz says "Work Will Set You Free," so obviously the intent is forced labor, not extermination

By Bret Stephens

The gas nozzle auto stop did not auto stop and now I’m going to be smelling like gas all day 🙃
(Granted, there are worse things to smell like.)

A man sits with two small chickens roosting on his arm and leg.

He’s a chick magnet.

Wallpaper time! What's your phone's lockscreen?

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

Oh, girl fuck you.

Thinking I’m gonna turn this into a planter…maybe watermelon?

Amid a semi-cleared pasture rests a dingy boat overgrown with dead blackberries and grasses.

Found something underneath the brush last weekend 😅
Think it’s still sea-worthy?

I’ve said it before but my favorite thing is when ring tells me a package was detected at my door and I check the video and it’s my husband 😉