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TV Writer. Check out “The Healing Powers of Dude” on Netflix!
I assume you also love the booing of fascists so tonight was a real treat!
06.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To overcompensate, Mike Johnson says he not only hasn't seen the tweet, he's legally BLIND
06.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me texting my wife: “I love you.”
My wife texting me:
good lord
17.01.2026 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The “breaking” is implied
09.01.2026 21:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guess my mom is writing for the Times
09.01.2026 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Petco knows EXACTLY what it’s doing
31.12.2025 03:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am sure this is uninformed oversimplification, but Fontecchio's shooting falling off a cliff and Jaime regressing from his torrid start have to at least be a decent part of why the fun beginning of the season is no longer...
06.12.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0For a guy whose last name is slang for a dick, Mike Johnson sure is a huge asshole.
20.11.2025 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This policy is older than I thought it’d be
19.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looper 2
17.11.2025 15:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Get off my plain!" - Harrison Ford Angrily Scraping The Excess Cream Cheese Off His Bagel
07.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This article singlehandedly led to 2 Jaime threes and counting!
29.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DJ KHALED WILL EAT BOTH CHALAMET AND STILLER AND STILL HAVE ROOM FOR SUSIE FROM CURB
27.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Healthcare in America
25.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*reads first part*
“Oh great, so happy for the kids—“
*continues reading*
“Shit…”
#NoKings
18.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*licks lips* Even shart in my Subaru
15.10.2025 12:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Priorities
13.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Despite all my rage/ I will still sell you this goth smoothay
10.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you tell your kid to clean their room
09.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Hey, try this food I just made.”
My daughter:
It may or may not be connected to the current state of affairs but the squirrels in my neighborhood seem extra suicidal
26.09.2025 15:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Church dropped a killer Trump dick joke
09.09.2025 13:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 018 years for me and similar trajectory. It’s a shitshow now…
06.09.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0