Kimster Boo

When I get back from taking kiddo to school

Oh yeah, it’s Tuesday! 🌮🥳🤗

Pretty backyard 😊
I didn’t post any of mine. I might later if I can find a good one.

How to be a better woman for other women 🧵

Don’t be a bitch to the other women in your field, be furious at the fact there aren’t more women in your field.

I tried to become a sub once, but I quit when they refused to hold the onions.

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

me, wondering to myself yesterday as if he’s a real person i know and not just a show im watching: “wonder what reacher’s up to today”

What if we're all Hallmark cards of some secret experiment to love each other but our hearts have too many occasions and categories so we're just like here please take this homemade coupon for a CIA

Is it bad when a doctor spanks a newborn, and the baby asks for more?

"It's a lot easier to look at than it is to do."

That perfectly describes me watching porn.

Doesn’t appeal to me so I haven’t watched it.

A handout from an NHS therapy course. "right" and switch to trying to be effective. I've drawn an arrow pointing to the words I've written in blue pen: Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that

Probably only served half their sentences too. It's a disgrace. Pine marten prison is like a four star hotel these days anyway though. String em up, I say.

I never understood people who don't drink water.

If I become a super superdupermillionaire
My house will have a special room of nude art by bskyers

Michael Myers Chia Pet

Sure.. you say you love Halloween.. but do you have a Michael Myers Chia Pet?

Happy Sunday. Have a snack. (Not me, a different snack.) 🤭

This is good

What are some other words for different types of story?

In France, A Nightmare on Elm Street is called Les Griffes de la Nuit (the claws of the night!!) but most people just call it (exaggerated French accent) Freddy. C'mon, say it, it's fun to say. Like Eddie Izzard saying "Speed."

The etiquette is that you have to stop using the engagement party favor beer koozie once the couple gets divorced

Cheers and g’morning, SwampZombie ☕️ 🤗 💚 🌧️ 😁

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I’m here for the support group

I have made the serious social faux pas of having good intentions while awkward

You’re the lil honey 😊.

You’re full of unknown talents!

This was alcohol ink. Maybe I WANTED to feel more than I actually felt. It's a sort of abstract/impressionist rose with the word Love.

I was feeling some sort of way when I made this. Post your art even if cringe or suck.

Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass)