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For what it’s worth, my partner and I were long distance when we first got together, and he funded his plane tickets to visit me by selling his plasma. I still find this equal parts horrifying and incredibly romantic.

And they passed it on to their kids. Everyone wants to blame the faults of gen-z on the darker corners of the internet, but they’re susceptible to that shit because their parents are just as nihilistic and didn’t bother teach them any values.

That‘s because the UK is probably buying it from the US, which produces 70% of the world’s human plasma.

I’m a Rom quoting the communist manifesto on DS9-type liberal

hold on i gotta take this

protip you can always listen to mountain goats and feel better about it

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

They’re stunning! Do you thrift the molds?

I see a lot of commentary on white evangelical, but wtf is wrong with white Catholics?

The really thrilling thing about Star Trek is the wild variance in episode quality.

who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser

salsa de chile de arbol > any other salsa. especially if eggs are involved.

Uncooked tater tot hotdish, the tots spell out “ICE OUT”

Fully cooked tater tot hotdish, the tots spell out “ICE OUT”

Normally my tater tot to hotdish ratio is much higher, but sometimes we have to sacrifice for the message

Could be worse. Could be Applebees.

These were the people who held the careers of female scholars in their hands . This is who was shaping or epistemological world

there are more important things to be angry about right now. but this ad says some truly amazing things about the kind of person that the NYT sees as their primary audience.

A NYT ad that says “Take Action” about depicts a woman doing lunges

lol

Beat the champ - the mountain goats

best album about pro wrestling

Robbing your child of a future in that way is just astonishingly selfish.

Fair enough, but it definitely needs to be much more heavily regulated. I know way too many people who were “homeschooled“ for religious reasons who were severely educationally neglected.

Home schooling should absolutely be illegal. It’s a great way to get your kids out of sight of mandatory reporters.

My mom wouldn’t let my sister and I get the HPV vaccine because she thought that if we had premarital sex, we deserved to get cancer.

I think mar a lago face still exists, but it just describes a surgically enhanced look that is about 5 years out of date. A-listers have moved on to a different set of procedures (face lift, bleph, less obvious filler besides the lips).

And unlike DHS and ICE, there are plenty of Coast Guard members who are not all-in on this whole ethnic cleansing thing. Lots of them signed up to do search and rescue, or to do safe inspections.

Fun fact: The CA governor in this episode actually was Gavin Newsom

Extra crunchy and wet?

I would love to hear about who you consider to be the weirdest bastards you have covered on the show. Which of these monsters were, in addition to being evil, just utterly incomprehensible freaks?

I personally would not describe someone who has been accused of rape as a “possible low-grade sexual harasser.”

I’m a single issue voter and the issue is being allowed to ride in my own car while it’s being towed by a tow truck

i mean, he made every night-school aspiring nurse hate his guts by categorizing their programs as non-professional