I’m grabbing one of those signs.

Didn’t know all that about him but hate that that slogan is etched in a corner of my head now.

Soon it’ll be a full grown folly

Make it a time trial.

Ok, now I get why structural engineers are always a pita about these.

End panel of an old wood crate for “Prunilaxo” manufactured by L.Prange of Brooklyn NY

Found in a ceiling. Was it delicious or gross? We’ll never know.

Photo of a newly installed white door, a dirty old white door of the same design is leaning against the wall next to it.

Here’s to the new door!
Same as the old door!

Get me some AI that posts like this!

It was functionally deficient when built (not sure if they improved it over time) and was notable for being a horrible space to work inside of. There’s a good Meredith Clausen article about it somewhere.

Hoped eating the tiny panettone would make me feel like a giant, but it just feels like eating a muffin.

I accidentally called-in / prank called that show when I was 12ish. Had my ass handed to me. Scared me off of prank calls for a while.

A hand holding a gigantic fountain soda.

Bloomberg 2028.

Dry-erase sign advertising “Porkberry Burrito”