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They should do the rest of the building

Can they do the rest of the White House while they’re at it

Damn that’s cold but I respect it

Ahego hoodie daughter or charizard foot fetish hoodie son

still from The Simpsons Season 37 Episode 2 - two yellow kids are in a server room. one (kid with blue hair buzzed on the sides and wearing an orange and black cardigan) has a blank, surprised expression, and the other (the famous bart simpson) looks at him with mild contempt

simpsons added a few kids to springfield who are born this century and it makes sense for a lot of reasons but also i cant help but think 'Bart is thirty years older than that other kid'

More things are pierogis than you realize. Ravioli? Pierogi! Empanada? Pierogis! Pork dumplings? You guessed it pierogi!

All the protein none of the pesky lead

Also a lot less trans ppl on here I’ve noticed

We need a social media where everyone right of Bernie sanders is ip banned and Charlie Kirk memes are encouraged

I love how Tom Waits makes music that sounds like a trash can full of bourbon bottles falling down a flight of stairs, but you still WANT to hear it.

It Finally Happened To Me: Android Developer Beta update crashes, forces factory reset, requires use of computer to reset Google password and ipad to approve 1 billion "is this really you" notifications

An image of a bag of assorted cookies of the Terrabusi brand, an argentinian variety of cookies.

STOP! STOP THE PRESSES! HALT!

There's an Argentinian brand of cookies called TERRABUSI!!!

TERRABUSSY COOKIES!!!

A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

it's daisy

Look I know it’s safe over here, but there’s just a certain thrill of knowing all your online opponents actually will try and get you killed.

Then again there’s also a thrill to slamming an entire pint of vodka and running in traffic.

renee in the yuri fudanshi chaiR

insurance is covered but we are still looking for about $75 for upcoming necessities, we appreciate all the shares and any help that comes our way.

pp/vnm megagarbage

Oh big same I miss it every day

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Hamburger, and Help followed with him"

what this website really needs to be complete is polls so i can ask people important questions like do you think frankenstein's monster has a foreskin

He does but it was meticulously stitched back on

PSA for twitter refugees, listen up y'all to the ground rules:
1. If you're thinking about posting we don't do that here
2. suspected MAGAts will be added to >50 different blocklists
3. No dms im not here for hookups #happilymarried

a tribute to the posters who couldn't join us (because they died)

CNN has a story on the Tennessee plant explosion, noting that the witnesses who could give clarity unfortunately died in said explosion

now i'm just imagining articles like "Police Say Victim Could Have Shed Light on Identity of Person Who Murdered Them"

Doing that Chigurh cattle gun to the forehead deal to every person who likes AI

"bsky is the scold website" my man just DM me and i'll give you three accounts you can talk shit to and get yourself mass blocked into some peace and quiet

I told scoob it’d make a nice tattoo