A Mullist in Texas

Nothing is more depressing than getting everything you ever wanted. The want never goes away. You can never be satisfied until you die. That said, if you’re powerful enough, you can try to kill everyone else first

“Exceedingly reasonable” is sending me.

Brave to go to out college.

Narrator: it was not one of things.

Imagine being more angry at an American speaking Spanish than a bunch of pedos trying to rip away your healthcare.

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Transdollf looking good

Holy shit

The power of hate is well under 9000, yes

Such a powerful message: “potatoes come from farms”. I assume some of the farms are at least partially worked by their owners, but the vast majority are not.

Scene from Pi where a character has placed a drill to his own head while facing a mirror.

Sorry I surgically removed all memories of black and white films.

Never thought I’d ever look back fondly on the how I make babby days.

Repeat after me:

I am not saintlier than Boris Johnson.
I am not saintlier than Frank Zappa.
I am not saintlier than Matt Bruenig.
I am not saintlier than Rasputin.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be saintlier than I am.

Photo of the bag of Buldak ramen packs on my desk, Habeñero Lime flavor. The instructions say to boil the noodles and flakes, and then add sauce. No draining step. I prefer it drained, but the soup is good, too.

This is what I mean.

My Buldak ramen addiction has progressed to the point where I can’t afford to buy the big bowls anymore. The instructions for one of the flavors doesn’t say to drain the water, so I just had it as a soup last week. Pretty good soup.

The problem with anti-war activism is you always sound kind of naïve when you say you want peace. You want people to stop fighting, but (for the most part) they’re not just fighting because they like killing.

The best part about @bigfeets.bsky.social is how you slowly understand more of the intro song as the show goes on.

When you get to hell, tell them Mr Friendship sent you nasty ass mother fucker GOOD NIGHT

I’m sick of Super Bowl half time shows featuring foreigners who sing in a language no real American understands, and then between songs they prattle utter gibberish. Therefore the NFL should ban any British artist from performing their half time shows.

Let me ask Charlie Daniels real quick if any of that is going away

A musician playing a guitar in sugarcane that is somehow in the middle of a football field

First shot: sugarcane

The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times

Still used to make rum of course!

It's been said many times, many ways: the fascists thought winning an election would mean winning the culture, and the fact that hasn't happened is making them rabid.

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

I’m apparently a UK trans rights activist.

Congrats on being credited as a writer.

What did you say to him to get that response?

The strip should have been named after Wally, who was always my hero. One Monday he showed up to work and admitted he forgot how to do his job over the weekend. Classic me. I mean Wally.

I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead

Roger Gooddell you have to make this happen. The lions are starving.

Next year’s show, we just feed everyone in the Epstine list to lions in the middle of the arena.