That is... a *way* to frame a story.

Just Portland.

A tailor knows exactly where to cut.

They must have some great binoculars.

Dear Leader can't be wrong.

Speaker Johnson will make sure Congress stops altogether to avoid talking about the Epstein files.

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That's not Ramón.

So red state soldiers bare invading blue states. There should be a name for that...

OMG, send in the tanks!

Bold to stake a stance on how "we" could have won a war he lied to dodge.

Don't forget his rant about windmills.

They want us used to military attacks on American cities. Eventually, heavier ordnance will be "needed", and the bootlickers will say that tanks wouldn't be necessary if people just complied.
Sounds ridiculous, but it's Trump's vision. That's why he wants the military parades and "unleashed" LEOs.

Old Romanian wisdom: Do not invite Kristi Noem in. Also, she can't cross a body of running water.

We've blown up 4 "drug" boats with no evidence, so spare me if I don't buy that they knew about "suspected" gang members in the building.
Using a jackhammer for a scalpel job is exactly what this administration will do until you believe everything needs the jackhammer.

a man in a suit and sunglasses is dancing on a rooftop Alt: The Matrix meme. Agent dodging bullets.

Here come the "I take pictures with a lot of people" and "I have a lot of spiritual advisors" excuses.

So long, #Bravo. Hello Trabalenguas.

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Bear?

From the people who brought you "three Mexican countries".

He lies about easily verifiable things. Consistently and relentlessly. Why would he tell the truth about the things that make him look like the crook that he is? Why did the media take him at his word at each turn?
The answer was sitting right behind him during his inauguration: Musk, Bezos, etc. $$

He'll flee to Europe and write a book about His Struggle.

Charlie Kirk's TPUSA is an incubator for the next generation of ince– conservative leaders.

Because the tunnels are Black?

I'm sure he already has.

Throwing around talk of "warzone" and "enemy within" tells me he doesn't need an excuse. He's got one, existing wholly in his mind, and Fox News.

The book was better.

Making Kevin McCarthy look brave.

She made a career out of it.
I appreciate even an ounce of insight, but I don't believe it came to her this late in the game.

Do government shutdowns help the jobs numbers?
#GOPshutdown

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