Daniel Pipski

It’s a really good joke but i wish that a-hole had never been on the public stage or started the Iraq war and you had to come up with a a different name even if it was a little less funny.

twenty years from now, the next layer up will be democracy and then a thick layer of human bones, and then whatever's after that :/

our fuckface president is destroying the white house with his bad taste. a decent hpoz committee wouldn't have allowed this. but whatever, what he's done to the country is so much worse. ugh.

i thought this was fake, and then i googled it.

This whole uni is dogshit

i love practical effects. they're the frickin best

they're just killing people. why is this ok?

Too skinny, it can fuck off

just out there randomly committing murder.

changed my mind. what a great and cinematic way to show the destruction of our nation, its ideals, and the unity of the United States. well played, no notes.

YUP. No one gets "#MeToo-ed." Their own awful behavior becomes known and they end their own career because they're awful, the end.

if anyone wants more, they're greedy.

It still can be so long as you just want a bottle of water at the airport.

When you’re that old it’s hard to out run the journalists who want to ask you why you’re such a piece of shit.

Daughter of The Father of The Bride … that’s the movie they should have made

if you know their names, let's go get 'em!

i want read now please thank you

There are few things I find as stressful as daily updates from schoology

trump's tariffs have destroyed the farming business, but if he gives them the $10b, they'll still love him and vote for him again if he pulls off this 2028 bullshit. real conundrum here.

when i was little -- like three or four -- we had an awful babysitter once that ate all the Cheez-its and wouldn't let us have any. She was obsessed with Styx and thought she was going to marry the lead singer. pretty sure she didn't.

I’ve switched to Siggi’s and have never looked back. Sometimes I mix it with oats and milk and chia seeds and make overnight oats. (and honey and vanilla extract and cinnamon because otherwise it tastes like paper mache)

What about all the dipshits who were the American flag as clothing? or line their stupid blazers with it?

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is terrific, and especially terrific in Vista Vision! Kevin Tighe has like two lines, but is just stunning, as are all the cast. One of Leo's best. Goddamn I love movies so much!

Great to have hobbies

Danielle just imagine your tax dollars went to the munitions they shot at the Venezuelan boats that may or may not have had criminals on them (though definitely didn’t get due process) and you’ll long for the days of thinking you made the white house tackier. 😭

At great risk to my career, I’ll be diving headlong into this one: pumpkin orb spiders are cool as hell and, by wrapping up this fly to eat later, are doing their part to eliminate food waste.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Keep going. The lack of duck content is weakening this community.

is there a way to turn off "my iPhone thinks every word I type is a name in my contacts"

Looks like the first amendment is now the right to bear arms.