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@timicism.bsky.social

dilettante dad, full-time stay-at-home parent, mediocre white guy, storyteller, tennis player, solar panel enthusiast, spreadsheet nerd, book lover

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My daughter is selling Girl Scout cookies. I went to the page where you order cookies online and do you know the first thing the web page asked me? If I'll accept cookies. What if I reject the cookies for the cookie ordering page? Im not ready to accept the cookies yet! #dadjokes

18.12.2025 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This sounds like an Onion headline.

19.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey ICE thugs show your faces you cowards.

30.09.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey, what should we call the day when our dear leader was tortured and murdered?

What day of the week did it happen on?

A Friday.

How about "Good Friday"?

I LOVE IT

18.04.2025 13:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They need to amend this sign: for alternative fuel, hybrid vehicles, and assholes

24.03.2025 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Weird take: marry someone who is already married because you know he likes marriage. Is this like dating a woman who is pregnant because you know she puts out?

20.03.2025 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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She wears this once a week. Thanks to Jack Donaghy, I call it her "power clashing" outfit.

18.03.2025 13:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Only two lightning strikes?

10.03.2025 14:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to breakdance to Def Leppard in the middle of the roller skating rink, which is maybe the most 80's statement ever.

09.03.2025 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cheryl Hines, reign in your husband. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

27.02.2025 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More dads are staying-at-home, benefitting their wives' careers This is "More dads are staying-at-home, benefitting their wives' careers" by dig on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

Boosting the stay-at-home dad visibility: vimeo.com/1051296410

10.02.2025 16:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Say what you will about the rampant racism, sexism, and anti-woke rhetoric in the US today (and you would be right), I am loving seeing all the interracial couples in the Super Bowl ads. We've come a long way since Loving vs Virginia.

10.02.2025 01:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yes, I've heard about that. It's weird to see the shelves so empty. I also know that the president doesn't control the price of eggs, but this is a comment on all the people who voted for him thinking he would fix it.

05.02.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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WTH happened to all the eggs??

The new administration ran on the promise to fix the price of eggs. Was this their solution? You can't spend too much on eggs if they're not there!

05.02.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A graph showing the number of people named Miles born per hour. It has grown exponentially since 1980.

A graph showing the number of people named Miles born per hour. It has grown exponentially since 1980.

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

01.02.2025 01:25 — 👍 16691    🔁 967    💬 369    📌 93

A lot of Americans are going to discover all the things our federal government does (or used to do), since most of it is going to be broken for the next 2-4 years. #electionFAFO

31.01.2025 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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