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Brian Almquist

@geohawk.bsky.social

Maker of queues and stacks. Pro-ML, GenAI skeptic. Pro-teacher, Labubu skeptic. Otherwise non-flamboyant lefty.

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5yo: I don't want to wear any of those costumes

25.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rock 'n' Roll Pest Control
Here Comes the Rain Again
Sledgehammer

20.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

03.08.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13133    πŸ” 3688    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 100

Do not go gentle into that good night.
Put on an inflatable frog suit and rage against the dying of the light.

16.10.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 369    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
two adult sized yip yips, costumes

two adult sized yip yips, costumes

dressing for the job I want

14.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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DW Griffith directed BIRTH OF A NATION (1915), a virulently racist film (and neither his first nor his last one of those) that saw racist violence follow wherever it was screened.

So, naturally, there are film bros and gals who think we should "ignore the racism" and keep it in the canon.

Thread

23.05.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 763    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 75

The Moog Cookbook - Free Fallon's

youtu.be/tPYKzzjuDRs?...

13.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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two muppets are sitting on a balcony in a dark room Alt: two cranky old men (puppets) are sitting on a balcony in a dilapidated theatre
13.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leave it. Own it. Make it your mark!

12.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what I was expecting. Not something this amazing. Shoulda known better.

12.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Mr. Bean in Nightmare Before Christmas.

Mr. Bean in Nightmare Before Christmas.

12.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect Olympia in October weather, it looks like.

12.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Winona ryder heathers cigarette

Winona ryder heathers cigarette

Mariners win

11.10.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2167    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 13
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14th inning. Good god.
#Mariners

11.10.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote your favourite Pokemon (wrong answers only)

10.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

These are called cane toads and they're a serious problem

10.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
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'We can certainly make people sick': Edmonton restaurant workers sound alarm on food safety risks Edmonton restaurant workers sound the alarm on unsafe food handling practices, insufficient training and how the system is failing diners

Who's feeling hungry?

edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...

09.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The run at the Metro in Seattle was so long that the print was becoming decolorized. But it was still so good.

09.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
09.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

08.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7122    πŸ” 1651    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 33
Muppet has replaced Bjork's face on b one of her album covers. Photoshop by RiotGrlErin

Muppet has replaced Bjork's face on b one of her album covers. Photoshop by RiotGrlErin

07.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ethan?

07.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The province-wide teachers' strike started today in Alberta. I support the teachers who will be receiving no pay during this time and will be keeping an eye out for ways to help them.

06.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

So did I for NARAL. Feels like that paid off.

05.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never seen Labyrinth or Fraggle Rock

05.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Jake Gyllenhaal was the first person to have a Labubu"

(image is Jake and Jena Malone and a big Labubu. It's Frank, of course.)

"Jake Gyllenhaal was the first person to have a Labubu" (image is Jake and Jena Malone and a big Labubu. It's Frank, of course.)

01.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTerrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

04.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17137    πŸ” 8037    πŸ’¬ 258    πŸ“Œ 339

A security vulnerability affecting our games that use Unity has recently been identified.Β 
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As a precaution and to keep you safe, we have temporarily removed the following titles and products from digital storefronts while we implement the necessary updates to address the issue. (see thread)

03.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

A Greener gathering initiative signatures for a legalization drive? Unbelievable!

03.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Canada would be so lucky to get you

03.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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