Of Damage and Devotion

I can tell

😉❤️

People wanna fuck around until it's time to really fuck around then they're in the wind.

Everything can be bought and sold including love.

enter sandman? i don't think so pal. there's not enough lube on the planet.

I fuckin miss the 80s

Music can fix me, music can break me, but music in general will never forsake me.

you can tell how badly someone in a kitchen has hurt themselves purely by the level of embarrassment on their face when they tell you

Getting 'accepted' into a Mastadon group sounds as exciting as getting accepted to your lowest safety school.

Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass)

A Meme with the wordplay of a woman grimacing with Mar-riage, and being intrigued with Mar-ijuana.

When you find that one person who agrees with how you fold towels, you have found your soulmate.

It's so quiet here late at night I'm wondering if there are DM rooms and I just don't know about it.

Let's keep it this way, shall we?

Wreck and Reckon.

That's how I roll.

There's also Reckon Roll for when you're not sure you wanna leave but you might as well.

It may have been wrecked before, but I'm gonna wreck it again.

Wreck and Roll baby.

I asked the best way to cook brussel sprouts and I’m getting roasted in the comments

There are so many hot guys in this fertility clinic

If you were my sin I'd never want forgiveness.

i used to be a normal person who
couldnt make loud noises with my
fingers but then one day i snapped

There are so many hot guys at this ANTIFA meeting

Mastodon? Hahahahaha no.

There are so many hot babes in this prenatal clinic.

First of all, you have to throw away all your outdated notions of what 'top rack dishwasher safe' can mean.

and another thing…

*sends you a song

Life is short. Take the cannoli.

Welp there goes my vow of celibacy.

Somebody's gotta love the grannies it might as well be me.

at some level, i just don’t understand why we aren’t better than we are.

Depression is my main squeeze, anxiety is just my side piece.