Kerry

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

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Wearing a pushup bra no less

hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd . ALT: hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd .

I'm no lawyer, but it seems like discussing war plans in Signal outside a SCIF is maybe just a little bit worse than using a private server to send emails that weren't even marked as classified. But what do I know.

Ford CEO Farley: Lasting 25% tariff on Canada, Mexico would 'blow a hole' in US auto industry Ford CEO Jim Farley did not mince words with Wall Street on Tuesday, describing the impact from a lasting 25% tariff as being "devastating."

The CEO of Ford, Jim Farley, is warning of layoffs due to Trump’s policies. Assembly plants likely to be hit: OHIO/MICHIGAN/KENTUCKY/TENNESSEE

“President Trump has talked a lot about making our U.S. auto industry stronger… So far what we’re seeing is a lot of cost and a lot of chaos”

Promise: "I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One."

Reality:

Who in their right mind thinks it’s okay for a citizen to be able to end government contracts for departments he chooses while awarding himself all the government contracts he wishes.

WTF MAGA? Destroying America so a psychopath can colonize Mars is okay with the GOP?🤬
#ProudBlue

Uranus! Home of the Pirates!

Geez dude. You can't blame this fire on a small reservoir being out of commission. If everyone was judged by this standard, not a single constituency would meet your standards... Let alone be a good reason to cut Social Security.

That's a bit much. The Saint Ynez reservoir was out of commission for repairs. Unfortunate: yes. A reason to tie federal aid support to gutting Social Security: no.

My husband is going to be so stoked when he sees what he got everyone!

I think it's now a life goal to be in a starter pack. Hook a weirdo up. 😬

It's remarkable that I said this same thing to myself recently. If you find the cure, be sure to post!

Miss Cleo keeps it ambiguous and so can you!

Can you get me lottery numbers? 🤣

These cabinet picks are a perfect illustration as to why DEI is a good thing.

It's a new day! Hello world! I'm trying to decide how to make the best of this fresh algorithm. Part of me never wants to see that orange face ever again, but then, I can't resist a car wreck. Decisions. Decisions.